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Why do Italian men wear gold chains?

So they know where to stop shaving.

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How do you know if Buzzfeed article is stolen?

You get the feeling that you've Reddit before.

What do Santa Claus and Bill Cosby have in common?

They both know when you are sleeping.

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Why did they have to stop playing water-polo in Poland?

All the horses drowned

When do ghosts have to stop scaring people?

When they lose their haunting licenses.

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What do you call an Italian's semi-formal shirt?

Marco's polo

Why should you always knock before opening the refrigerator?

Because there might be an Italian dressing.

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What clothes do lawyers wear to work?

Lawsuits.

Why is it a bad idea to wear tiny shorts on a Ukranian holiday?

Chernobyl fallout.

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What did the Italian man with dementia have for dinner?

Forgetti Bolognese.

Why do Italian men wear gold chains?

So they know where to stop shaving.

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Why do Italian men wear gold chains?

So they know where to stop shaving.

Why do Italians wear gold chains?

So they know where to stop shaving.

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Why do Greek men wear gold neck chains?

So they know where to stop shaving.

Where does Sean Connery put his beard clippings?

His shavings account.