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Why do Italian men wear gold chains?

So they know where to stop shaving.

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What's the difference between "Fake News" and CNN?

I don't know Reddit, that's why I'm asking you

What did the mother turkey say to her naughty son Tom?

If your dad knew how you were acting he'd roll over in his gravy

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Why Can't the Guy Addicted to Brake Fluid Quit?

He couldn't stop.

How do you stop the neighbours kids from playing in your yard?

Molest them

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How did the Italian chef break up with his girlfriend?

Pasta la vista, baby.

Why did the Italian get thrown out of the hotel?

He said "I wanna two sheet onna the bed".

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Why does the bride always wear white?

Because it is good for the dishwasher to match the stove and refrigerator.

What does Zeus wear under his tunic?

Thunderwear!

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Why do Italian men wear gold chains?

So they know where to stop shaving.

Why couldn't the Italian man start his car?

Gnocchi

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Why do Italians wear gold chains?

So they know where to stop shaving.

Why do Italian men wear gold chains?

So they know where to stop shaving.

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Where does Sean Connery put his beard clippings?

His shavings account.

Why do Italians wear gold necklaces?

So they know where to stop shaving