What do you call it when you feed a stick of dynamite to a steer?

Abominable! (say it out loud, slowly)

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What did one maggot say to the other who was stuck in an apple?

Worm your way out of that one then!

What's hard and hairy and sticks out of your pajamas at night?

Your head.

Feed Jokes More Feed Jokes

How do you know it's safe to feed the ducks the same thing as the Canadian geese down at the pond?

Because what's good the goose is good for Merganser.

How do you get a puppy to stay the same size forever?

You stop feeding it.

Dynamite Jokes More Dynamite Jokes

What do you call a monkey holding a stick of dynamite?

A Baboom!

What did the farmer say when he found dynamite in one of his cows?

This is a bomb in a bull.

Steer Jokes More Steer Jokes

How do bulls drive their cars?

They steer them!

What do you call a Steer playing with itself?

Beef Stroganoff