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What do you call it when you feed a stick of dynamite to a steer?

Abominable! (say it out loud, slowly)

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What did the boy say when he had trouble using glue?

I'm stuck.

What do you call a monkey holding a stick of dynamite?

A Baboom!

Feed Jokes More Feed Jokes

Why did the cannibal live on his own?

He was fed up with other people.

What's the difference between a drummer in a rock'n'roll band and an extra large pizza?

The extra large pizza can feed a family of four.

Dynamite Jokes More Dynamite Jokes

What did the farmer say when he found dynamite in one of his cows?

This is a bomb in a bull.

Whats the difference between dynamite and a banana?

Banana is yellow,dynamite is red

Steer Jokes More Steer Jokes

Why did the rancher stop attending poker night with his marijuana smoking steers?

The steaks were getting too damn high.

What do you call it when you accidentally butcher your heifer instead of your steer?

A Ms. Steak.