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What do you call it when you feed a stick of dynamite to a steer?

Abominable! (say it out loud, slowly)

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Why is Jesus never able to finish more than half of a crossword puzzle?

He always gets stuck on across.

What do you call a pig stuck in a topiary?

A hedgehog.

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What's the difference between a guitarist and a pizza?

A pizza can feed a family of four

What do you call it when you feed a stick of dynamite to a steer?

Abominable! (say it out loud, slowly)

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What sound does it make when you light a stick of dynamite in them middle of a sheep herd?

Ssssssssssss boom! baaaaaaaah!

What do you call a monkey holding a stick of dynamite?

A Baboom!

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What do you get if you cross a steer and a chicken?

Roost beef!

Why did the rancher stop attending poker night with his marijuana smoking steers?

The steaks were getting too damn high.