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What do you call it when you feed a stick of dynamite to a steer?

Abominable! (say it out loud, slowly)

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

Why shouldn't anybody help cats down a tree?

Because they're stuck up

What do men dream of?

Being stuck in an elevator with the Doublemint twins.

Feed Jokes More Feed Jokes

How does North Korea only have four medals so far?

We're the best at everything. We even fed our athletes this time.

How do you make a rabbit fast?

Don't feed it.

Dynamite Jokes More Dynamite Jokes

What did the farmer say when he found dynamite in one of his cows?

This is a bomb in a bull.

What do you call a cow that's swallowed a stick of dynamite?

Abominable.

Steer Jokes More Steer Jokes

Why did the rancher stop attending poker night with his marijuana smoking steers?

The steaks were getting too damn high.

What do you get if you cross a steer and a chicken?

Roost beef!