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What do you call it when you feed a stick of dynamite to a steer?

Abominable! (say it out loud, slowly)

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Why is Joey Tribbiani a presenter on the new Top Gear?

It doesn't make sense, he and all his friends are always stuck in second gear

What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.

Feed Jokes More Feed Jokes

What do you feed someone in a coma from breakfast?

Coma-toast.

What pets think about their owners?

A dog: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... He is God. A cat: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... I am God.

Dynamite Jokes More Dynamite Jokes

What do you call a monkey holding a stick of dynamite?

A Baboom!

What do you call a cow that's swallowed a stick of dynamite?

Abominable.

Steer Jokes More Steer Jokes

What do you call a Steer playing with itself?

Beef Stroganoff

How do bulls drive their cars?

They steer them!