What do you do if a cow is in the middle of the road you're driving on?

Steer clear

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What was the blond doing in the middle of the sea?

Bouncing on a buoy (boy)

Why can't a dog clap in the middle of a movie?

Because it keeps hitting pause.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

What did the lions say to his cubs when he taught them to hunt?

Don't go over the road till you see the zebra crossing.'

Why did Ellen Pao cross the road?

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Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What did the Irishman say about the RC car tied to his scrotum?

It drives me nuts.

What's yellow and black and makes you laugh?

A school bus full of black people driving off a cliff

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you call a cow that gets hit by a car?

A dead cow! (My 5-year old made up this joke)

What did the cow say to the masked robber?

Moo.

Steer Jokes More Steer Jokes

Why did the rancher stop attending poker night with his marijuana smoking steers?

The steaks were getting too damn high.

What do you get if you cross a steer and a chicken?

Roost beef!