What do you do if a cow is in the middle of the road you're driving on?

Steer clear

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Middle Jokes More Middle Jokes

What's high in the middle and round on both ends?

Ohio.

What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of the night?

Russell!

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why was the Jack-o-Lantern afraid to cross the road?

He had no guts!

Why did the chicken decide not to cross the road?

Because it did.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

How do you know when you are too drunk to drive?

When you swerve to miss a tree and then realise it was your air freshener..

Whole Foods Cashier: Do you have your grocery bags?

Me: Kidding At $6 an apple you should drive them home and make an apple pie for me.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you get when you enter a cow into the Kentucky Derby?

Milk and Bookies.

Why do groups of cows not like new music releases?

Because they've herd it all before

Steer Jokes More Steer Jokes

What do you call it when you feed a stick of dynamite to a steer?

Abominable! (say it out loud, slowly)

What do you get if you cross a steer and a chicken?

Roost beef!