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What do you do if a cow is in the middle of the road you're driving on?

Steer clear

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Middle Jokes More Middle Jokes

Why do traffic lights turn red?

You would too if you had to change in the middle of the street!

What do you call a girl who stands in the middle of a bowling alley?

Elaine

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the spy cross the road?

Because he never really was on your side.

Why did the auditor cross the road?

Because he looked in the file and that's what they did last year.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Whoa. There are books on TAPE?

Now I can stop reading while I drive. This is gonna save so many lives.

What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?

I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Where do cows go on movie night?

To the moooovie night.

What do you call a cow that goes online?

An eMoo.

Steer Jokes More Steer Jokes

What do you call it when you feed a stick of dynamite to a steer?

Abominable! (say it out loud, slowly)

What do you do if a cow is in the middle of the road you're driving on?

Steer clear