What do you do if a cow is in the middle of the road you're driving on?

Steer clear

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Middle Jokes More Middle Jokes

Why did Silly Sue throw her guitar away?

Because it had a hole in the middle.

What's in the middle of girls' legs?

Their knee.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the rabbit cross the road?

Because the chicken had his Easter eggs!

What does Delia Smith say when she wants to fight a road?

Let's be avenue.'

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What did Matthew McConaughey yell at the drive that was about to miss his turn?

A right a right a right!

What happens when you text while driving?

I don't know, I've never tri

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What's the difference between a cow who makes regular milk and a cow who makes chocolate milk?

A mootation

How did the cow feel when it couldn't produce milk?

Udderly useless.

Steer Jokes More Steer Jokes

What do you get if you cross a steer and a chicken?

Roost beef!

What do you call it when you accidentally butcher your heifer instead of your steer?

A Ms. Steak.