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What do you get when you administer marijuana to cows?

High steaks! (I'll just see my way out...)

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What did the Chinese vocalist do after smoking some marijuana?

He Shanghai.

What's more illegal than marijuana?

My Mexican neighbor

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What do you call it when cows do battle in outer space?

Steer Wars.

What do you get when a cow jumps in cold water?

Utter udder shudder.

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What's the difference between a house cleaner and a thief?

The way they enter your house.

Why did Sally fall off the swing?

Because she didn't have any arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Definitely not Sally. Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck Why didn't the truck turn out of the way? Sally Was driving

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What do you get when you administer marijuana to cows?

High steaks! (I'll just see my way out...)

Why don't cows play poker?

Because it's a high steaks game

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How many dentists does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to administer the anaesthetic one to extract the light bulb and one to offer the socket some vile pink mouthwash.

What do you get when you administer marijuana to cows?

High steaks! (I'll just see my way out...)