What do you get when you administer marijuana to cows?

High steaks! (I'll just see my way out...)

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Why are the steaks so high?

Because the pot was calling the cattle back and the cows went back to the marijuana field.

Why did the cows keep returning to the field of marijuana?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

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What did the cow say to the other cow?

HOLY SH*T A TALKING COW!

What do you do if a cow is in the middle of the road you're driving on?

Steer clear

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Where's the best place to go on the first date?

All the way

What's a one way streets favorite band?

One Direction

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What do you get when you administer marijuana to cows?

High steaks! (I'll just see my way out...)

Why don't cows play poker?

Because it's a high steaks game

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How many dentists does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to administer the anaesthetic one to extract the light bulb and one to offer the socket some vile pink mouthwash.

What do you get when you administer marijuana to cows?

High steaks! (I'll just see my way out...)