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What do you get when you administer marijuana to cows?

High steaks! (I'll just see my way out...)

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What's more illegal than marijuana?

My Mexican neighbor

Why did the cow return to the marijuana field?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

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What is it called when a cow is unwillingly milked?

Moo**lestation

How do cows do math?

A cow-culator. haha haha ha... ok, I'll leave.

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What does the emperor have when he goes for a Sunday drive?

He has Divine Right of way

How far can this plane go with just one engine?

All the way to the crash site!

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Why don't cows play poker?

Because it's a high steaks game

What do you get when you administer marijuana to cows?

High steaks! (I'll just see my way out...)

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What do you get when you administer marijuana to cows?

High steaks! (I'll just see my way out...)

How many dentists does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to administer the anaesthetic one to extract the light bulb and one to offer the socket some vile pink mouthwash.