Putin
Nyet long. He's always Russian.
Because Chernobyl fallout.
A fart taking the elevator.
Arse-on. **Cough Cough** I'll see my way out.
The Crimea River
Cause Russia's been Putin them on notice. Just thought of this.
Nobody knows. Russian leaders don't last as long as light bulbs. A: None the old bulb is just suffering from a cold.
Putin on the Ritz.
