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Which Russian leader is always farting?

Putin

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What does a code-switching trilingual Russian say when he wants to increase his bovine supply?

Mas cow.

Why shouldn't you wear Russian underwear?

Because Chernobyl fall-out.

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What time is it in Ireland when someone farts too much?

Two-forty (use an Irish accent)... It's two-farty

What's the sharpest thing in the word?

A fart. It goes right through your pants and doesn't leave a hole.

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Why is NATO afraid of Russia?

Cause Russia's been Putin them on notice. Just thought of this.

What do you call it when the Russian president sits on a box of crackers?

Putin on the Ritz

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What do you get when you place a Russian leader on a cracker?

Putin on the Ritz.

Which Russian leader is always farting?

Putin