Which Russian leader is always farting?

Putin

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What do you think about the Russian military intervention in Krimea?

I think they're just Stalin. If they are, soviet, as long as they're Putin their weapons away.

Where do Russians get their milk from?

From Moscow

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What did the farting pharaoh say to the farting slave?

We only have a Toot in common.

Who teaches you how to fart?

A tutor

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What did Putin say to the U.S. and E.U. after invading Ukraine?

Crimea river

What did Putin say when the world got mad at him for invading the Ukraine?

Cri-me-a river!

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Which Russian leader is always farting?

Putin

What do you get when you place a Russian leader on a cracker?

Putin on the Ritz.