What do you call someone who refuses to fart in public?

A Private Tutor.

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What do you call a person who helps teach others to fart?

A tooter. (thanks, honey)

What did the poop said to the other poop?

Poop: Please don't push. It's already tight in here! Poop to Pee: May I go first? Meanwhile, Fart pushing everyone to the sides.. Fart: Excuse me! Excuse me! I need to go!

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What did the Hollywood producer say to the Apes in the zoo when they refused to sign contracts to appear in his new film?

Stop playing it cagey!

What do you call it when you refuse to do core workouts?

Abstinence.

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Why wouldn't the teacher fart in public?

Because she was a private tutor

How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just two. One to explain to the public that everything possible is being done to solve the problem, and the other to screw the lightbulb into the water faucet.

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Why wouldn't the teacher fart in public?

Because she was a private tutor

What do you call a person who farts in private?

A private tutor