What do you call a guy who does not fart in public?

A private tutor.

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Why do farts smell?

So deaf people can enjoy them too.

What was the question?

Son: "Who's farted"

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Why did the IT guy want to be an astronaut?

So he can find router space.

What did earth say to the other planets?

You guys have no life!

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Why was the man arrested for looking at sets of dentures in a dentist's window?

Because it was against the law to pick your teeth in public.

Why wouldn't the teacher fart in public?

Because she was a private tutor

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What do you call someone who refuses to fart in public?

A Private Tutor.

What do you call someone who never farts in public?

A PRIVATE TUTOR