What do you call someone who refuses to fart in public?

A Private Tutor.

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What's the sharpest thing in the world?

A fart. It goes through your pants without even making a hole.

Why fart and waste it?

When you can burp and taste it.

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What did they call it when NHL officials refused to allow a hamburger to play hockey in the league?

Rink injustice!

What do you call a law enforcement agency that refuses to buy it's own vehicles?

The pro-lease department

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Why was the man arrested for looking at sets of dentures in a dentist's window?

Because it was against the law to pick your teeth in public.

What do you call a guy that never farts in public?

A privet tutor

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Why wouldn't the teacher fart in public?

Because she was a private tutor

What do you call someone who never farts in public?

A PRIVATE TUTOR