What do you call someone who refuses to fart in public?

A Private Tutor.

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Which Russian leader is always farting?

Putin

What's the sharpest thing in the word?

A fart. It goes right through your pants and doesn't leave a hole.

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Why did the Buddhist refuse Novocaine?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.

What did they call it when NHL officials refused to allow a hamburger to play hockey in the league?

Rink injustice!

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What do you call someone who refuses to fart in public?

A Private Tutor.

Why was the man arrested for looking at sets of dentures in a dentist's window?

Because it was against the law to pick your teeth in public.

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Why wouldn't the teacher fart in public?

Because she was a private tutor

What do you call someone who refuses to fart in public?

A Private Tutor.