What do you call someone who refuses to fart in public?

A Private Tutor.

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What's the sharpest thing in the world?

A fart. It goes through your pants without even making a hole.

Why is the dog man's best friend?

He has to have someone to blame the farts on.

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Why does Michael Phelps refuse to aid his teammates in preparing for the Olympics?

He only Phelps himself.

Why did Einstein refuse to help people fix their cars?

Because his colleagues would call him the Quantum Mechanic.

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What do you call a guy who does not fart in public?

A private tutor.

What do you call a guy that never farts in public?

A privet tutor

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What do you call someone who refuses to fart in public?

A Private Tutor.

What do you call a guy who does not fart in public?

A private tutor.