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What do you call someone who refuses to fart in public?

A Private Tutor.

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Why wouldn't the teacher fart in public?

Because she was a private tutor

What is it called when a prairie dog sees its shadow?

Total Eclipse of a Fart

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Why don't anarchists accept the metric system?

They refuse to have liters.

What did the Hollywood producer say to the Apes in the zoo when they refused to sign contracts to appear in his new film?

Stop playing it cagey!

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Why was the man arrested for looking at sets of dentures in a dentist's window?

Because it was against the law to pick your teeth in public.

What do you say when you see two cleaning ladies making out in public?

Get a broom.

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What do you call someone who refuses to fart in public?

A Private Tutor.

What do you call someone who never farts in public?

A PRIVATE TUTOR