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How do alien hunters keep from oversleeping?

They SETI their alarm-y

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Why do mathematicians have a hard time moving on in relationships?

Because they're always trying to find the x. They don't know y, either.

What did Muhammad Ali tell ISIS?

IsIs Pretty soon y'all gonna be WasWas!

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How do alien hunters keep from oversleeping?

They SETI their alarm-y

What did the spud lover do before it went to bed?

It set its alarm for eight -- so it would get a potato clock.