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How do alien hunters keep from oversleeping?

They SETI their alarm-y

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Y Jokes More Y Jokes

What gym did Socrates go to?

The Y.

How did the private eye use math to find the intent of the crime?

He solved for y! Thought this one up myself and thought it was post worthy

Alarm Jokes More Alarm Jokes

How much does Nicki Minaj sell security devices for?

Pound an alarm

What's the difference between an expensive purchase and a loud noise that scares a chicken?

One costs an arm and a leg. The other caused alarm and an egg.