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How do alien hunters keep from oversleeping?

They SETI their alarm-y

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What are a Mexican's favorite dimensions for square dancing?

Dos y dos

How are relationships like algebra?

You look at your X and try to find out Y

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What's the difference between an expensive purchase and a loud noise that scares a chicken?

One costs an arm and a leg. The other caused alarm and an egg.

Why did the alarm go off at the mansion?

Because the owner entered the correct code.