How do alien hunters keep from oversleeping?

They SETI their alarm-y

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What gym did Socrates go to?

The Y.

What are a Mexican's favorite dimensions for square dancing?

Dos y dos

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How much does Nicki Minaj sell security devices for?

Pound an alarm

How do you feel when your phone suddenly starts blaring your least favorite tune?

Alarmed.