How do alien hunters keep from oversleeping?

They SETI their alarm-y

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What did the hippy who has been crashing on your couch for the last 2 weeks say when you asked him to leave?

Am I supposed to say the answer or let y'all guess for a bit!

What is the plural of y'all?

What is the plural of y'all -Y'alls -All y'all.

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What did the spud lover do before it went to bed?

It set its alarm for eight -- so it would get a potato clock.

Why did the spud lover set his alarm for 8:00?

Because he wanted to get a-po-ta-to clock. to make joke more apparent