What kind of money does Mario use?

8-bitcoins

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What do you call it when you go to the store just to use their dumbbells and then leave?

Shoplifting

What kind of materials do dinosaurs use for the floor of their homes?

Rep Tiles

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Why do black cats never shave?

Because 8 out of 10 cats prefer whiskas!

What walks on 8 legs until it's one years old, 4 legs until it's twenty years old and then 2 legs for the remainder of it's life?

Fred and George Weasley.

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Where do Polar Bears keep their money?

In the Snowbank. My first post is a dad joke

How does Twitch (Streaming Site) Chat make money?

Kappatalism!

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What kind of magic do cows believe in?

MOODOO.

What kind of umbrella does the Queen of England carry on a rainy day?

A wet one.

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What did Mario say to Yoshi when he started climbing the Cherry tree?

X-post r/landscaping) Yoshino!!!

How does Mario talk to the dead?

With a luigi board. Made this joke up about 10 years ago while trying to think of terrible laffy taffy jokes.