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What kind of money does Mario use?

8-bitcoins

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How do you count cows?

You use a cow-culator. Or you round them up. Or any other method the commenters want.

What do French Business Men use to ice their cakes?

Franchicing

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What did the hotel clerk tell the guest with paruresis during check in?

Your in 8.

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby?

A pizza doesn't scream when you break it in 8.

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Why'd the chicken cross The Road?

Because he wasn't paid the money he deserved.

What should you do if windows crashes cost you a lot of money?

You should Bill Gates.

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What kind of car does a rich baker drive?

A Rolls-Royce.

What kind of ant is good at maths?

An accountant!

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What is something that basically stops when you stare at it, but flys by when you dont?

There are two answere: Time and Boo (from Mario games). Just made this joke up what do you guys think

What kind of overalls does Mario wear?

Denim, denim, denim.