What kind of money does Mario use?

8-bitcoins

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How does Super Mario contact his dead brother?

Using a Luigi board!

Why don't vikings send e-mails?

They prefer to use Norse code.

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Why is 7 afraid of 8?

It's not, numbers don't have emotions.

What do you call 8 rabbits?

A rabbyte

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What kind of writing makes the most money?

Ransom notes.

Why'd the chicken cross The Road?

Because he wasn't paid the money he deserved.

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What kind of pants to Mario and Luigi wear?

Denim denim denim...denim denim demin

What kind of medicine does Dracula take for a cold?

Coffin medicine.

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Why didn't Mario put more toppings on his pizza?

Because there wasn't mushroom on it.

What are Mario and Luigi's favorite type of pants?

Denim, Denim, Denim