What kind of money does Mario use?

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Why did my husband die?

Doctor responds: "Heavy drug use, ma'am" Widow: "But doctor, my husband didn't use drugs!" Doctor: "I know, but I did"

What military rank do you hold while using a pay toilet?

Lieutenant

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What do you call a group of 8 hobbits?

A hobbyte Cortana told me that joke

What do you get if you group 8 sodium atoms together?

Batman.

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What do women and the stock market have in common?

If you don't pull out in time, it will cost you a lot of money. My boss said he made this up on the spot yesterday. Never heard it before so I figured I'd post it.

How do Filipinos count money?

One-a two-a three-a four-a another-a...

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What kind of a friar loves philosophy?

A deep friar.

What kinds of guns do T-Rex's prefer?

Mainly SMALL ARMS.

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What's Mario's favorite pants?

Denim Denim Denim

What was sonic's diet advice to Mario?

Gotta go fast