What kind of money does Mario use?

8-bitcoins

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What did the parrot say when he was using the Internet?

P.Cs of eight P.Cs of eight.

Which of the seven dwarfs use the Internet?

Happ-e Sleep-e Grump-e Dope-e and Sneez-e.

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Why isn't there a Windows 9?

Hey Microsoft, why is there no Windows 9? You've given us 7 and 8, and now you're skipping straight to 10?" "Well, to be completely honest, 7 8 9."

What music is good to listen to while having a snack?

8 a bit music.

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What does a gangbanger have in common with a soda machine?

They both don't work and always take your money

What's the fastest way to make money as a guitarist?

By selling your guitar.

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What kind of flooring does a Mexican fit?

Underlay! Underlay!

What kind of drugs do ducks use?

Quack.

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What does Mario use to get his hot dogs off the grill?

He uses his Donkey Tongs.

Why did Mario lose a life?

He stubbed his MiyamoToe....I'll see my way out.