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What kind of money does Mario use?

8-bitcoins

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Why do redditors make such good fencers?

They're used to dealing with ripostes.

What type of transporter does Mr. Scott use?

A Beemer.

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What were the favorite Linux text editors of 8 randomly selected Monty Python fans?

Vim, vim, vim, vim, vim, vim, emacs, and vim.

Where do black person go to travel cross-country?

The Newport (My first joke, sorry if bad 8)

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Who's there! Checkmate! Checkmate who?

Checkmate bounce if you don't have money in the bank!

Whats your first wish?

Dave: I wish I was rich. Genie: Granted, what's your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.

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What kind of movie do mathematicians most often watch?

Rated movies

What kind of fruit can't get married?

A Cantleope

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What are Mario's overalls made of?

Denim denim denim (pronounced with the Mario underground theme)

What type of overalls did Mario wear?

Denim Denim Denim......