What kind of money does Mario use?

8-bitcoins

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Why do rabbits prefer IPA's over other kinds of beers?

Because they use extra hops

Why don't Jedi mathematicians use the absolute value function?

Because only a Sith deals in absolutes.

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Why isn't there a Windows 9?

Hey Microsoft, why is there no Windows 9? You've given us 7 and 8, and now you're skipping straight to 10?" "Well, to be completely honest, 7 8 9."

Why did Microsoft skip straight to 10?

Because Windows 7, 8, 9.

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When I was young I wanted to date a doctor for money. Can you believe how superficial I was?

Now I would date him for the prescriptions.

What is worse than blacking out after a crazy night and losing money?

Blacking out and gaining money.

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What kind of car does a pirate drive?

A Yarrrrrrrrris.

What kind of money do fishermen make?

Net profits!

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What kind of jean's do Mario prefer?

Denim Denim Denim.

What kind of money does Mario use?

8-bitcoins