Floss Jokes

Why do tampons have strings?

So you can floss your teeth with them after you've used them.

March Madness Sale

Birthday State of Mind

$5.99

When was the last time you flossed?

Me: "BRO, you were there."

How often do you floss?

Me: Daily Dentist: *Pulls fully grown centaur from between my 2nd and 3rd molars*

What bleeds once a month in the mouth?

Me, when I remember to floss once a month. Edit: account got hacked and showed something different. Sorry about that

You might also enjoy:

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

Why was the man so down in the mouth?

Because he ate his pillow.

What has teeth but no mouth?

A comb or a saw.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why Did the Ebola Patient Cross the Road?

Trick question. There are no roads in Africa.

Why did the black guy cross the road?

He heard there was chicken on the other side!

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What do men and tile floors have in common?

If you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them for years.

What do you call a guy with no arms &amp no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russel

Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

What do you call a Roman with pubic hair in his teeth?

Gladiator

What do you call it when you thrust a hairy pole in and out of your mouth, and at the end you spit out a white liquid?

Brushing your teeth!

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

How do you remember your wedding anniversary?

Forget it once.

Why did Burger King and Dairy Queen have a baby?

Because Burger King forgot to wrap up his Whopper

Blindfold Jokes More Blindfold Jokes

What do Asian people use as blindfolds?

Shoe laces.

What is old and ugly and can see just as well from both ends?

A witch with a blindfold!

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

Why did the tear testify in court?

Because he was an eye wetness.

What do you call a dinosaur with one eye?

Doyouthinkhesaurus

Brush Jokes More Brush Jokes

What's the difference between a crocodile and a toothbrush?

You can't brush your teeth with a crocodile.

How many pollocks does it take to paint a house?

1 to hold the brush and 1000 to turn the house!