Me: "BRO, you were there."
Me, when I remember to floss once a month. Edit: account got hacked and showed something different. Sorry about that
The baby starts picking cotton off her tampons.
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Just two. One to politely ask and the other to politely help.
Oher's NFL career
Hello ladies.
It's the only way they can get a string of dates.
Because he "pulled a few strings"!
Lettuce alone, without dressing. I remembered this today from a joke book I had when I was a kid. Wasn't sure if it should be here or /r/dadjokes
Cause it couldn't get on the right track. I made that joke when I was little and remembered it today, might as well post it.
He just couldn't hack it.
There's no accounting for taste.
Pre-nup brittle.
Hotel Clerk: You said you wanted the best suite in the hotel.
