So you can floss your teeth with them after you've used them.
Me: "BRO, you were there."
Me: Daily Dentist: *Pulls fully grown centaur from between my 2nd and 3rd molars*
Me, when I remember to floss once a month. Edit: account got hacked and showed something different. Sorry about that
Nothing as they cannot breed with each other
Someone who stays up at night wondering if there really is a dog.
We're the Ferguson Police Department. We ask the questions.
Windows update message asking you to restart your computer
So he could shoot his mouth off.
1 to hold the brush and 1000 to turn the house!
A battery hen!
Public access.
Me hands her money: When we get to the movies, buy a large popcorn. 10: This is only $2 M: Exactly
Because 7, 10, 11!
The last one out is meant to get the Wights
They are hiring.
Because Russia was Stalin
A crustacean
By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them EDIT: Rip inbox EDIT 2: Thanks for the gold!
Edit: I'm so sorry.
