Floss Jokes

When was the last time you flossed?

Me: "BRO, you were there."

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How often do you floss?

Me: Daily Dentist: *Pulls fully grown centaur from between my 2nd and 3rd molars*

What bleeds once a month in the mouth?

Me, when I remember to floss once a month. Edit: account got hacked and showed something different. Sorry about that

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Tampon Jokes More Tampon Jokes

What do elephants use for tampons?

Sheep. Why do elephants have trunks? Sheep don't have strings.

How do Vampires Make Tea?

Used Tampons

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

How do you tell the difference between a computer scientist and an aspiring music artist?

Ask them what 'unsigned' means.

What would be your reply?

Someone stops you in the middle of the road and asks you to tell him a good joke, What would be your reply?

Blindfold Jokes More Blindfold Jokes

What is the cheapest way to blindfold an Asian?

Dental floss.

What is old and ugly and can see just as well from both ends?

A witch with a blindfold!

Stab Jokes More Stab Jokes

How did you get malaria from a stab?

Malaryan Steel.

Why do Lannisters hate turtles?

Cause they can't stab them in the back

Edit Jokes More Edit Jokes

What did the spectator say when the magician transformed Dracula into 2?

Miraculous. Edited: tough crowd

How many religious women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Nun.

String Jokes More String Jokes

What did the string say when the rope proposed marriage?

Let's knot.

Why did the puppeteer get out of jail?

Because he "pulled a few strings"!

Fold Jokes More Fold Jokes

What's six inches long that women love?

Folding money.

How do you make a hotdog with a tree?

You fold it

Fail Jokes More Fail Jokes

Who knows where they went?

They just kept wenting. - Why my mystery novel failed

Why did Mrs. Piggy's relationship fail?

She couldn't stand making Kermitments