Floss Jokes

How do you blind a Chinese man?

Lay floss over their eyes

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Why do tampons have strings?

So you can floss your teeth with them after you've used them.

When was the last time you flossed?

Me: "BRO, you were there."

What does AF mean?

After Flossing. Now go brush your teeth and they will be clean AF. Why do you ask 10: Mom said you were lazy AF.

How often do you floss?

Me: Daily Dentist: *Pulls fully grown centaur from between my 2nd and 3rd molars*

Why is he bleeding "Because you stabbed him?

FAIL "Because he doesn't floss" CORRECT!

What bleeds once a month in the mouth?

Me, when I remember to floss once a month. Edit: account got hacked and showed something different. Sorry about that

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Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

What did the chinese billionaire say after buying the deer with no eyes?

I have no Idea.

Why do Chinese workers work so hard?

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You stay up all night wondering if there is a dog.

How many Southerners does it take to change a lightbulb?

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Brush Jokes More Brush Jokes

What do read heads get when they don't brush their teeth?

Gingervitis Edit: redheads. I am a disgrace.

What happens if you game so much you forget to brush your teeth?

You get Halo-tosis.

Blind Jokes More Blind Jokes

How can you instantly blind an Asian person?

Put a steering wheel in front of them

How do you blind an Asian woman?

Put a windshield in front of her.

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What has two legs and bleeds profusely?

Half a cat

What do you call a confederate that's bleeding out?

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Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What's the difference between your mom and a washing machine?

If I dump a load in a washing machine it doesn't follow me around for the next few weeks.

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Because she is Trans-parent! (Not hate. Just a pun I thought of.)