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Stab Jokes

Why do Lannisters hate turtles?

Cause they can't stab them in the back

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How did you get malaria from a stab?

Malaryan Steel.

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What do you get if you cross a 20-year-old man, and 37 steak knives?

25 years in prison

Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

Why can't short people cook?

Because the steaks are too high.

Why is the cook worried about catching his runaway pig?

He knows a little ham goes a long way.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What did the atheist fisherman say when asked about his catch?

There is no cod

How can you determine which of two people is a chemist and which is a plumber?

You ask them to pronounce unionize.

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

What has little balls, and hangs down?

A bat. What has big balls, and hangs up...Then hang up the phone x)

Why do abcdefghijklmopqrstuvwxy &amp z hate hanging out with the letter n?

Because n always has to be the center of attention.

Bach Jokes More Bach Jokes

What did the famous musician say the moment he was born?

I'LL BE BACH*

Who is a chicken's favorite composer?

Bach

Vampire Jokes More Vampire Jokes

What happens when a vampire drinks too much?

They get a fangover.

What type of people do vampires like?

Type O positive people.

Mozart Jokes More Mozart Jokes

What do you think Mozart is doing right now?

Decomposing.

Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn!

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

Why is the banjo player a fiddle player's best friend?

Without him the fiddle would be the most hated instrument on earth.

Why does ISIS only drink drip coffee?

Because they hate French Press!