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Stab Jokes

Why do Lannisters hate turtles?

Cause they can't stab them in the back

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How did you get malaria from a stab?

Malaryan Steel.

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What does a homeless man gets for Christmas?

A cold.

Why does the homeless man only drink coffee?

He had no proper tea..

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Why was the cook late to Thanksgiving dinner?

He lost track of thyme. Happy Thanksgiving.

Who's there? Orange. Orange who?

Orange you glad I painfully waited until I was done cooking your food to take a poop?

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What do you call a witch that goes to the beach?

Sandwich(sandwitch) -my nephew

Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas?

Because they both have "Sandy claws"!

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1, 2, 3, 95, 98, ME, NT, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.

What do you call 10 rabbits marching backwards?

A receding hareline.

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How can you tell you are dealing with an extroverted engineer?

He's staring at somebody else's shoes.

Who's there! Cain! Cain who?

Cain you tell!

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What do you call it when a bunch of deer have an intervention for one of their friends?

Change for a buck.

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One, but it takes 7 years.

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What's with the knives?

Wait, stop. Please stop!" - pumpkin

Why are nuns like a brand new TV?

You need a knife to get in the box.

Malaria Jokes More Malaria Jokes

How did you get malaria from a stab?

Malaryan Steel.

What did Cholera say to Malaria?

Are you gonna Jaundice on Saturday