Stab Jokes

Why do Lannisters hate turtles?

Cause they can't stab them in the back

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How did you get malaria from a stab?

Malaryan Steel.

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Lannister Jokes More Lannister Jokes

Why do Lannisters have such big beds?

GoT because they push twins together to make a king.

Why do the Lannisters have such large beds?

They put two twins together to make a king.

Vampire Jokes More Vampire Jokes

How many vampires does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they prefer the dark.

What do you get when you cross a ghoul and a vampire?

A hemogoblin. I came up with this during lecture after a dyslexic moment, thought someone may like it.

Scissor Jokes More Scissor Jokes

Why did the man use a pair of scissors on the rope?

The knife just wasn't cutting it.

What does a pirate say when they drop their scissors?

Scissor me timbers!

Knife Jokes More Knife Jokes

Why do you carry a knife?

Me: A sword is harder to hide.

Why did the two knives go to the dance together?

Because they both looked sharp!

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why do more men die in car crashes than woman?

Because women are at the wheel.

How Does a Woman Make a Man a Millionaire?

When he's a billionaire.

Vacation Jokes More Vacation Jokes

What is brown and gray has eight legs and is carrying a large trunk and a small trunk?

A Chihuahua on vacation with an elephant.

Where do drinks go on vacation?

Coaster Rica

Premenstrual Tension Jokes More Premenstrual Tension Jokes

Whats the difference between premenstrual tension and BSE?

One's mad cow disease the other's an agricultural problem.

37 Jokes More 37 Jokes

What do you get if you cross a 20-year-old man, and 37 steak knives?

25 years in prison