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Stab Jokes

Why do Lannisters hate turtles?

Cause they can't stab them in the back

I Love Pizza & You

I Love Pizza & You

How did you get malaria from a stab?

Malaryan Steel.

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10 Jokes More 10 Jokes

Why was windows 10 afraid of windows 7?

Because windows 7 8 9.

Why are promise rings 1/10th the price of engagement rings?

They only work 10% of the time.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

Why can't you tell pun jokes to kleptomaniacs?

Because they always take things literally

What did the fish say when it ran into the wall?

DAM! (airplane stewardess told me and had me on ground laughing)

Vacation Jokes More Vacation Jokes

Where is the best place to vacation for Halloween?

Galapaghost Islands.

What do French people do when vacationing in Laos?

They go swimming in Laotian

Vampire Jokes More Vampire Jokes

What do you get if you cross Bossy with a vampire?

Dracowla!

What do you get if you cross a vampire and a mummy?

Something you wouldn't want to unwrap!

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Which is easier for a man to leave: the women or the Wine?

It depends on the age.

How does a woman hold her licker??

By the ears...

Homeless Man Jokes More Homeless Man Jokes

What's the difference between Kanye West, an American College student, and a homeless man?

The homeless man has $7 to his name.

What does a homeless man gets for Christmas?

A cold.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you get when you mix an Insomniac a Dyslexic and an Agnostic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog

What do you call a fart in the middle of the night? What do you call a fart in the mourning?

A midnight snack A hot Breakfast

Lannister Jokes More Lannister Jokes

What do you get when you keep two Lannisters in the same room for a bit?

3 Lannisters.

Why do Lannisters have such big beds?

GoT because they push twins together to make a king.