How does one cook toilet paper?

Simple - brown it on both sides then throw it into the pot.

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Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

How long are you going to keep throwing that in my face?

Netflix: Because you watched "The Wedding Planner"

Who just threw that?

Boy: "Me. I'm going home now."

Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

How does captain hook cook pita bread?

With a pita pan.

How Do You Make Spider-Man Cry?

Cook him some Uncle Ben's

Toilet Paper Jokes More Toilet Paper Jokes

How do you cook toilet paper?

You brown it on one side

What do my jokes have in common with toilet paper?

They're both tearable.

Pot Jokes More Pot Jokes

What do you call a potato that had too much pot?

A baked potato

How many men does it take to make popcorn?

Four one to hold the pot and three to act macho and shake the stove.

Side Jokes More Side Jokes

How do you know the rules of football was written by an Italian?

You switch sides at half time.

Who wins?

Neither. France surrenders and Italy switches sides.