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How does one cook toilet paper?

Simple - brown it on both sides then throw it into the pot.

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What is the difference between a banjo and an anchor?

You tie a rope to an anchor before you throw it overboard.

How does a Chinese family name their children?

They throw 3-9 pots and pans down a flight of stairs.

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Why do cows think cooks are mean?

They whip cream!

What did the cook say to the dough?

I "NEED" you!

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Why should you always carry toilet paper to the twilight zone?

Doodoo doodoo

What do my jokes have in common with toilet paper?

They're both tearable.

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What did the egg say to a pot of boiling water?

I'm not ready to get hard yet, I just got laid!

What's the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a pot of glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

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What did the poop said to the other poop?

Poop: Please don't push. It's already tight in here! Poop to Pee: May I go first? Meanwhile, Fart pushing everyone to the sides.. Fart: Excuse me! Excuse me! I need to go!

How does one cook toilet paper?

Simple - brown it on both sides then throw it into the pot.