How do you cook toilet paper?

You brown it on one side

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What do you call the cook on a Soviet battleship?

The khrushchev

What do you call a badly cooked beef?

A misteak.

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What's the difference between toilet paper and a knife?

Oh, you don't know I won't ask you to wipe my bum then.

What's the best way to save on toilet paper?

Slow your roll.

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How do you cook toilet paper?

You brown it on one side

Why did the snooker player go to the toilet?

To pot the brown.