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How do you cook toilet paper?

You brown it on one side

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Why is Nixon a bad chef?

Because he is not a cook.

Why can't the French cook two eggs?

Because one egg is

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Which Way Do Transformers Put The Toilet Paper?

Autobots Roll Out!

What do you get when an alternative metal band runs out of toilet paper?

Rage Upon the Latrine

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How do you cook toilet paper?

You brown it on one side

What's your ringtone?

That's nice. Mine's a light shade of brown.