Why did Mrs. Piggy's relationship fail?

She couldn't stand making Kermitments

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How did you keep from failing that?

I didn't take algebra!

What did the failing kidney say to the healthy one?

Urine charge now.

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How many yankees fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They'll just stand in the dark talking about how good the old one was.

What do you call a row of 10 blondes standing ear to ear?

A wind tunnel.

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Why was the centipede late?

Because he was playing "This little Piggy" with his baby brother!

Why can't Ms. Piggy count to 70?

Because when she gets to 69 she has a Frog in her throat.

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Why did Mrs. Piggy's relationship fail?

She couldn't stand making Kermitments

Why did Kermit break up with Miss Piggy?

He wasn't ready for a Kermitment.