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Why did Mrs. Piggy's relationship fail?

She couldn't stand making Kermitments

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Why did the Buddhist photographer fail at taking pictures?

Bad cam'ra

Why did the student fail his physics test?

He didn't understand the gravity of the situation.

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What did the disappointed paraplegic say?

I will not stand for this.

Why can't bikes stand up without leaning on something?

They're two-tired.

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Why did Miss Piggy call in sick to work?

Because she had a frog in her throat.

Why can't Miss Piggy count to 100?

At 69 she always gets a frog in her throat.

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Why did Mrs. Piggy's relationship fail?

She couldn't stand making Kermitments

Why did Kermit break up with Miss Piggy?

He wasn't ready for a Kermitment.