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Why did Mrs. Piggy's relationship fail?

She couldn't stand making Kermitments

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Fail Jokes More Fail Jokes

Why did the atheist fail algebra?

He didn't believe in higher powers!

What happened to the skunk who failed his swimming lesson?

He stank to the bottom of the pool!

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What is the difference between ID and ED?

One of them is a flimsy thing that refuses to stand up on it's own. The other is a medical condition.

What did the visually-challenged gentleman say as he walked past the tuna stand at the open air market on a hot summer's day?

Hello ladies. Warm enough for you

Piggy Jokes More Piggy Jokes

Why was Miss Piggy sick for her show?

There was a frog in her throat.

How high can Miss Piggy count?

68, because at 69 she gets a frog in her throat...

Kermitment Jokes More Kermitment Jokes

Why did Kermit break up with Miss Piggy?

He wasn't ready for a Kermitment.

Why did Mrs. Piggy's relationship fail?

She couldn't stand making Kermitments