Why did Mrs. Piggy's relationship fail?

She couldn't stand making Kermitments

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Why did the baseball player fail at the math test?

He used base 3.

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An elephant with an umbrella!

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What did Miss Piggy say to Kermit at the end of their first date?

Nothing. She had a frog in her throat.

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Why did Kermit break up with Miss Piggy?

He wasn't ready for a Kermitment.

Why did Mrs. Piggy's relationship fail?

She couldn't stand making Kermitments