Why did Mrs. Piggy's relationship fail?

She couldn't stand making Kermitments

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Why did my Exotic Bird Startup Store fail?

I didn't have enough seed money.

Why did the feminist fail in programming?

She hated objectification.

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What if Stephen hawking was the real slim shady?

But we would never know because he couldn't stand up

What do you call a woman standing in the middle of at tennis court?

Annette!

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Why did Miss Piggy call in sick to work?

Because she had a frog in her throat.

What's the name of your former bank?

I said, "Piggy"

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Why did Mrs. Piggy's relationship fail?

She couldn't stand making Kermitments

Why did Kermit break up with Miss Piggy?

He wasn't ready for a Kermitment.