Why did Mrs. Piggy's relationship fail?

She couldn't stand making Kermitments

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Why did the dog fail his driving test?

Because he's a dog. Dogs cannot drive.

What did the gangster's son tells his dad when he failed his examination?

Dad, they questioned me for 3 hours, but I told them nothing!!!

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What's your least favorite race?

I personally can't stand 5K's

How do I find answers using Google.com?

On Yahoo Answers. Stand by while the internet divides itself by zero.

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Why did Mrs. Piggy's relationship fail?

She couldn't stand making Kermitments

What's the name of your former bank?

I said, "Piggy"

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Why did Kermit break up with Miss Piggy?

He wasn't ready for a Kermitment.

Why did Mrs. Piggy's relationship fail?

She couldn't stand making Kermitments