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Why did Mrs. Piggy's relationship fail?

She couldn't stand making Kermitments

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Why is Chris Christie such a successful man?

Because he is too big to fail.

Why did the student fail his physics test?

He didn't understand the gravity of the situation.

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How does a orphan change a light bulb?

They grab the stack of un-signed adoption papers, stand on top of them, then proceed to change the light bulb.

How do pirates get their hair to stand up?

Sea-men. My brother told me that

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What did Miss Piggy say to Kermit at the end of their first date?

Nothing. She had a frog in her throat.

Why was Miss Piggy sick for her show?

There was a frog in her throat.

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Why did Kermit break up with Miss Piggy?

He wasn't ready for a Kermitment.

Why did Mrs. Piggy's relationship fail?

She couldn't stand making Kermitments