Folding money.
Telephone, telegram, television, and tell a woman.
If you don't pull out in time, it will cost you a lot of money. My boss said he made this up on the spot yesterday. Never heard it before so I figured I'd post it.
Because she thought everybody loved her.
Looking for love in all the wrong places.
Because sometimes he gives you a quarter back and sometimes a half back.
By selling your camera.
Nothing.
A $20 bill
Three men in a house with dirty dishes in the sink, laundry that needs to be folded and kids that need a bath
His shirts get all winkly.