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What's six inches long that women love?

Folding money.

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How do you pick up women in Waco, Texas?

With a DustBuster.

When can women make you a millionaire?

When you're a billionaire.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why did the SpaceX rocket explode?

Because I don't love you anymore.

What did one amorous flea say to the other?

I love you aw-flea.

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

Where does a hedge knight invest his money?

In a hedge fund

Why do they attach chains to their pens?

If I am trusting you with my money, you should trust me with your pens.

Inch Jokes More Inch Jokes

What do you do if someone's choking?

Pull back a few inches

Whats green, three inches long and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frogs middle finger.

Fold Jokes More Fold Jokes

What happens when Fonzie doesn't fold his clothes after doing laundry?

His shirts get all winkly.

How do you make a hotdog with a tree?

You fold it