What's six inches long that women love?

Folding money.

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Whats the difference between a terrorist and a woman with PMS?

You can negotiate with a terrorist.

What is 4 inches long, 2 inches wide and drives women crazy when they see it?

An empty toilet paper roll.

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How do programmers say 'I love you!'?

You are my MSB.

Why do pirates prefer black women?

They love booty.

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What does a radical, democrat and republican have in common?

They both want to make money off of other people's work!

What's the difference between a drummer and publicly traded stock?

Publicly traded stock will mature and make money.

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What is the difference between ooh and aah?

Just three inches.

Why do we measure snakes in inches?

Because they don't have any feet!

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How do you drive an accountant completely insane?

Tie him to a chair stand in front of him and fold up a road map the wrong way.

How do you blind fold an asian?

You put floss over their eyes!