How do porcupines make love?

Very, very carefully.

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What do you call a gynecologist who really loves his job?

Ovary Enthusiastic

Where would you find the scientist who loved to f$k dogs?

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What kind of tree smells like bacon?

Original) A Porcupine!

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Mercedes?

A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.