Why doesn't UGA ever have a nativity scene at Christmas?

Because they can't find three wise men and a virgin.

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How do we know that Jesus wasn't born in Mexico?

Because he'd never have been able to find 3 wise men and a virgin.

Why was Jesus not born in West Virginia?

Because they couldn't find three wise men or a virgin. Gf sent me this when she was driving through the state.

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What did the sphinx say?

What did the sphinx say when he found out the pharaoh caught him up in a pyramid scheme Egypt me!

What did the kid with no hands get for Christmas?

Gloves. Just kidding he couldn't open it to find out

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What did the dyslexic kid say to his parents at Christmas?

I love Satan

What did the Scottish epileptic boy get for Christmas?

A Wii fit

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Why was Jesus not born in Australia?

Because God could not find three wise men and a virgin.

Why was Jesus not Mexican?

No matter how hard God looked, he could not find three wise men or a virgin anywhere in Mexico