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Why doesn't UGA ever have a nativity scene at Christmas?

Because they can't find three wise men and a virgin.

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What does the Pope Jean-Paul 2 and the little girl kidnapped by Boko Haram have in common?

The pope died a virgin

Why was Mary Jane not a virgin?

Her mother leaves.

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How did the farmer find his wife?

He tractor down

Why did it take so long to find the bodies of the black firefighters after the building they were in caught fire and collapsed?

Cause the building collapsed, duh.

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What am I not taking on Christmas this year?

Noels

What did Santa get the day after Christmas?

Diabetes

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Why was Jesus not born in Australia?

Because God could not find three wise men and a virgin.

Why wasn't Jesus Christ born in Alabama?

They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.