Why doesn't UGA ever have a nativity scene at Christmas?

Because they can't find three wise men and a virgin.

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What does the Pope Jean-Paul 2 and the little girl kidnapped by Boko Haram have in common?

The pope died a virgin

Why are chickens never virgins?

Because when they're born they get laid.

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Where can you find information about raisins that commit adultery?

Currant Affairs

Why couldn't Beethoven find his music teacher?

He was Haydn

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What'd the homeless guy get for Christmas?

Very hungry.

Why was Santa sacked two days before Christmas?

Elf and safety

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When is the only time a woman says something smart?

When her sentence starts with "A wise man once said"

Why was Jesus not Mexican?

No matter how hard God looked, he could not find three wise men or a virgin anywhere in Mexico