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Why doesn't UGA ever have a nativity scene at Christmas?

Because they can't find three wise men and a virgin.

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How does a virgin pop her cherry?

By using a bottle opener

What do you say when a virgin sneezes?

Goesintight.

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What do you get if you cross Snoop Dogg with a hippo?

A smokesalottapotamus.

Why did Elton John have to go to hospital after the Queen concert?

They found traces of Mercury in him.

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Why did my family serve Eggs Benedict on a hubcap for Christmas breakfast?

Because there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.

Why are informaticians always confusing the dates of Christmas and Halloween?

Because OCT 31 is the same as DEC 25.

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Why was Jesus not Mexican?

No matter how hard God looked, he could not find three wise men or a virgin anywhere in Mexico

Why doesn't UGA ever have a nativity scene at Christmas?

Because they can't find three wise men and a virgin.