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How do you know you are in the gardening section of Home Depot?

Everything is priced in pesos.

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Why are there rugs in front of the stove and the sink?

So women know where to stand in the kitchen.

How do you know when you have a high sperm count?

Your partner has to chew before swallowing...

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Why did Han go out Black Friday shopping.?

Because the prices were Solo

How do you double the price of a Fiat?

Fill the tank

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What did the lizard get at home depot?

Reptile.

How does Planned Parenthood paint their walls?

They go to Home Depot, get paint and rollers Sometimes they hire private contractors Lots of paint and tarps and tape, it's not that fun