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How do you know you are in the gardening section of Home Depot?

Everything is priced in pesos.

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Why did the ska guitarist take twice as long to fap?

He only knows up strokes

How do you know the high heel was invented by men?

Who else invents things?

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Why don't many customers go to the tea house?

Because the prices are so steep

What did they say to the CEO who raise minimum wage to $70,000?

Price is right!

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What did the lizard get at home depot?

Reptile.

How does Planned Parenthood paint their walls?

They go to Home Depot, get paint and rollers Sometimes they hire private contractors Lots of paint and tarps and tape, it's not that fun