WATERBOARDING!!!
Husband: You spent it all dear.
He watched movie Cast Away (starring Tom Hanks) and ate some potato chips.
Because they're too cagey.
I stalk. " "Really I go swimming and for long hikes" "I know.".
Guy: I spy on people. Girl: Really I like to take long walks in the park and go to the movies with my friends. Guy: I know.