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Free Time Jokes

What does a drug addict like to do in their free time?

Netflix and pills

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What does an agnostic man with insomnia and dyslexia do in his free time?

He stays awake all night wondering if there's a Dog.

How do terrorist surfers spend free time at Guantanamo Bay?

WATERBOARDING!!!

What do cats listen to during their free time?

They listen to podcats.

What do you like to do in your free time?

Guy: I spy on people. Girl: Really I like to take long walks in the park and go to the movies with my friends. Guy: I know.

What do you do in your free time?

I stalk. " "Really I go swimming and for long hikes" "I know.".