What do cats listen to during their free time?

They listen to podcats.

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What do you call a cat with 3 legs?

A handicat

Who abhors a vacuum more than nature?

A cat.

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Why do we have to listen to a 45 second instructional to leave someone a voice mail?

Beep, talk. We get it, condescending cell companies.

Why didn't the piglets listen to the teacher pig?

Because he was an old boar.

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What do you like to do in your free time?

Guy: I spy on people. Girl: Really I like to take long walks in the park and go to the movies with my friends. Guy: I know.

What does an agnostic man with insomnia and dyslexia do in his free time?

He stays awake all night wondering if there's a Dog.