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What do cats listen to during their free time?

They listen to podcats.

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Why was the cat afraid of the tree?

Because of the tree bark.

What country do all cats wish to get their food from?

Viet NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM

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How do you get your wife to listen to every word without interrupting?

Talk in your sleep.

What do you say when a Canadian won't listen to you?

He'll have Nunavut

Free Time Jokes More Free Time Jokes

What do you do in your free time?

I stalk. " "Really I go swimming and for long hikes" "I know.".

How do terrorist surfers spend free time at Guantanamo Bay?

WATERBOARDING!!!