Guantanamo Bay Jokes

Why is it so hard to get to know Guantanamo Bay detainees?

Because they're too cagey.

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Why's Guantanamo Bay full of actors?

Because they all shot pilots.

What do you call it when Muslim men play naked twister?

Dinner entertainment at Guantanamo Bay

How do terrorist surfers spend free time at Guantanamo Bay?

WATERBOARDING!!!

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A Christian bail.

Why was the actor detained by airport security?

He said he was in town to shoot a pilot.

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Where is everybody?

Everybody I don't know. All over the planet I guess.

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I don't know the exact price but I know they're pretty cheep

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Why was the actor detained by airport security?

He said he was in town to shoot a pilot.

Why does the news keep telling people the pilot was depressed?

Does any of this really matter...

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What do Muslim men do while foreplay?

Tickle the goat under it's chin.

What does a muslim man call a woman he wants to sleep with, but can't due to religious reasons?

Harambae

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Why did the eskimo spend 3 hours arguing with the return counter?

Because the warranty is void if the seal is broken.

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A man will actually spend 20 minutes looking for a golfball... Alternative punchline: Man can actually hit a golfball...

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What did the Hollywood producer say to the Apes in the zoo when they refused to sign contracts to appear in his new film?

Stop playing it cagey!

Why is it so hard to get to know Guantanamo Bay detainees?

Because they're too cagey.

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What did the werewolf say when he got shot with a silver bullet?

Oooooooowwwwwwwwwwoooooooooooo. He howled while saying ow pretty much

What did Plaxico Burress say when he read Colin Kaepernick's Tweets?

Man, this guy just keeps shooting himself in the foot".

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Why dont Muslims play Dota?

Because techies respawns

What does a ninja and a muslim woman have in common?

They're both invisible.