4+ Funny Guantanamo Bay Jokes

What do you call a rich muslim god?

Ballah

What U.S. state was founded by Muslims?

Allah-bama

What do you like to do in your free time?

Guy: I spy on people. Girl: Really I like to take long walks in the park and go to the movies with my friends. Guy: I know.

What does an agnostic man with insomnia and dyslexia do in his free time?

He stays awake all night wondering if there's a Dog.

Pilot Jokes More Pilot Jokes

Why did the English major break up with the pilot?

Because the pilot kept ending sentences with a preposition, over.

Why was the actor detained by airport security?

He said he was in town to shoot a pilot.

Actor Jokes More Actor Jokes

Which actor is best suited for a programmer role?

Dev Patel.

Who's there! Actor! Actor who?

Actor you my dear Alphonse!

Spend Jokes More Spend Jokes

What's the difference between a PC gamer and a console player?

One spends 400 dollars on a console that will play games for years, the other pays 400 dollars for a graphics card that will be outdated in a week

Why are burglars such good tennis players?

Because they spend such a lot of their time in courts!

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why don't cows drink milk?

Because they lactose I don't know why I found this so funny! ready for the down vote to begin 3

What do you get when you cross my mom with my dad?

I don't know, but my Dad said it was a mistake.

Muslim Man Jokes More Muslim Man Jokes

What does a Muslim man call a girl he is living in sin with?

Haram bea

Cagey Jokes More Cagey Jokes

What did the Hollywood producer say to the Apes in the zoo when they refused to sign contracts to appear in his new film?

Stop playing it cagey!

Guantanamo Bay Jokes

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