Guantanamo Bay Jokes

Why is it so hard to get to know Guantanamo Bay detainees?

Because they're too cagey.

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

How do terrorist surfers spend free time at Guantanamo Bay?

WATERBOARDING!!!

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Why are Muslim men allowed 4 wives?

Because "Islam gives women equal rights!"

What does a Muslim man call a girl he is living in sin with?

Haram bea

Spend Jokes More Spend Jokes

Why didn't the man report his credit card stolen?

Because the thief was spending less than his wife.

What does a successful CS:GO bettor spend the money on?

Vacation.

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How do you know when Santa Claus is nearby?

You can feel his presents...

What do Santa Claus and Bill Cosby have in common?

They both know when you are sleeping.

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What did Saddam Hussein say every time he played pool?

I rack.

What do you call people who play April Fool's jokes?

Annoying.

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

What does a Muslim man call a girl he is living in sin with?

Haram bea

What did Muslim sonic say on June 5?

Gotta go fasting!

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

Why was the actor detained by airport security?

He said he was in town to shoot a pilot.

What do you call a camera that shoots out true facts about an ancient Phoenician city?

A Canon, Canaan-canon cannon... (I'm not sorry...)

Free Time Jokes More Free Time Jokes

What does an agnostic man with insomnia and dyslexia do in his free time?

He stays awake all night wondering if there's a Dog.

What do cats listen to during their free time?

They listen to podcats.

Cagey Jokes More Cagey Jokes

Why is it so hard to get to know Guantanamo Bay detainees?

Because they're too cagey.

What did the Hollywood producer say to the Apes in the zoo when they refused to sign contracts to appear in his new film?

Stop playing it cagey!