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Guantanamo Bay Jokes

Why is it so hard to get to know Guantanamo Bay detainees?

Because they're too cagey.

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How do terrorist surfers spend free time at Guantanamo Bay?

WATERBOARDING!!!

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Who's there! Actor! Actor who?

Actor you my dear Alphonse!

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The saddest vegetable known to man: a melonccoli.

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What do Muslim men do while foreplay?

Tickle the goat under it's chin.

What does a muslim man call a woman he wants to sleep with, but can't due to religious reasons?

Harambae

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He stays awake all night wondering if there's a Dog.

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Shrank Sinatra

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It's the only way they can get love.

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Why won't a black man go see a 3d movie?

He'd rather spend his money on a forty

How do terrorist surfers spend free time at Guantanamo Bay?

WATERBOARDING!!!

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What did the Hollywood producer say to the Apes in the zoo when they refused to sign contracts to appear in his new film?

Stop playing it cagey!

Why is it so hard to get to know Guantanamo Bay detainees?

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What is a Muslims favourite video game?

Goat simulator

What does the Muslim ghost say?

Boom.