Because they're too cagey.
WATERBOARDING!!!
Kid: My dad He's an actor Me: Why Couldn't you get a real dad
Actor you my dear Alphonse!
The saddest vegetable known to man: a melonccoli.
They think therefore they arrr
Tickle the goat under it's chin.
Harambae
He stays awake all night wondering if there's a Dog.
Netflix and pills
Shrank Sinatra
It's the only way they can get love.
He'd rather spend his money on a forty
Stop playing it cagey!
Goat simulator
Boom.