What do you do in your free time?

I stalk. " "Really I go swimming and for long hikes" "I know.".

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How do you know it's going to be a white Christmas?

It's approaching with deceptive speed.

What do Mexican jokes have in common with black jokes?

Once you know Juan, you know Jamal

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

Why do sharks only swim in salt water?

Got this is a Cracker Jack box) Because pepper water makes them sneeze!

What did the electrician say while swimming across a river?

Oh my God, that's a lot of current!

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Why did Jack cross the road?

Because he was bean stalked.....

What is the definition of stalking?

When two people takes a long, romantic walk on the beach, but only one of them knows about it

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How do terrorist surfers spend free time at Guantanamo Bay?

WATERBOARDING!!!

What does an agnostic man with insomnia and dyslexia do in his free time?

He stays awake all night wondering if there's a Dog.