What do you do in your free time?

I stalk. " "Really I go swimming and for long hikes" "I know.".

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How do you know if a chef is a clown?

The food tastes funny.

How do you spot a vegan at a party?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

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What is black, heavy, and can't swim?

A grand piano.

Why doesn't Mexico have a good Olympic team?

Because all the ones that can run, jump and swim are already in America.

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Why did the plant cross the road?

Cus it was being stalked!

Why did Jack cross the road?

Because he was bean stalked.....

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What do you like to do in your free time?

Guy: I spy on people. Girl: Really I like to take long walks in the park and go to the movies with my friends. Guy: I know.

What does a drug addict like to do in their free time?

Netflix and pills