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What do you do in your free time?

I stalk. " "Really I go swimming and for long hikes" "I know.".

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What did Masters say to Johnson?

I don't know what the worlds coming to

Why is diabetes like a fumble recovery?

Because you didn't know they had it.

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How do college students exercise?

By swimming in their debt.

Where does a Muslim learn to swim?

Inshallah water.

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Why can't you tell a joke in a cornfield?

Because the stalks are all ears.

Why did the plant cross the road?

Cus it was being stalked!

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What do you do in your free time?

I stalk. " "Really I go swimming and for long hikes" "I know.".

What do cats listen to during their free time?

They listen to podcats.