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What happened!?

The American responds, "Ei ffel".

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What happened when the blue ship crashed into the red ship?

The crews got marooned

What did one snail say to the other snail?

It...all...happened...soooooooo...fast

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What's the difference between Belgian waffles and American waffles?

Belgium waffles crumble in the hands of German.

Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic swimming team?

Their best swimmers are all in American waters.

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How do your pants fit?

The man responded, "Like a glove".

What the hell is that?

Sherlock responds, "A lemon tree my dear Watson."