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What happened!?

The American responds, "Ei ffel".

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What happens when two oxen bump into each other?

You have an oxident.

What happens once in a minute and twice in a moment but never in a decade?

The letter "m."

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When is the only time you're not American?

When European.

Why can't American engineers design linear actuators?

Because they always try to maximize the degrees of freedom.

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What did Darth Vader do when his iTunes stopped responding?

He force quit.

What does TTYL mean?

I replied, "Talk to you later". So she responded, "No! Talk to me now! What does it mean "