What the hell is this REstraining Order?

I never even got a Straining Order I'm gonna go over to her house and sort this out.

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Why couldn't the NSA leave their houses?

They got Snowden.

What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden?

A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.

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What the hell is an Ovechkin?

The guy says "It's a White Russian with no ice and no cup!"

Why do people ask "what the hell were you thinking"?

Obviously, I was thinking I was gonna get away with it and not have to explain it

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What did the sorting hat say to the quadriplegic?

Stay here, I'll just go on ahead.

Why did the spreadsheets get divorced?

They just couldn't sort things out.