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What the hell is this REstraining Order?

I never even got a Straining Order I'm gonna go over to her house and sort this out.

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What happened to the man with two wooden legs whose house burnt down?

He fell on his ash.

Want to hear a chimney joke?

Got stacks of em! First one's on the house

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How much for this melted ghost?

Sir that's a bed sheet "You have a lot of them! And they're packaged IS THIS GHOST HELL" This is a Macys

Why did jillian fall of the swing?

She had no arms! Why didnt jillian get back up? She had no legs! Knock knock! Whos there? Sure as hell not jillian

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Why was the programmer unhappy at his job?

He wanted arrays. It had to be reiterated several times before it was sorted out.

Why can't random men check random women's breasts for cancel?

Because that sort of information is on a knead to know basis.