What the hell is this REstraining Order?

I never even got a Straining Order I'm gonna go over to her house and sort this out.

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Why did Thoreau build a house?

Because he wanted to be walled-in.

Whatya doin?

Me: I fixed the toilet so I'm adding Potty Fixer to my resume W: You mean Plumber M: DO I LOOK LIKE A HOUSE SCIENTIST

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How the hell should I know?

Let me talk to a few criminals and see who they think is scariest.

Why should the Roman Catholic Church allow priests to marry?

They would have a more detailed understanding of what Hell is actually like.

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What sort of undergarments does a succinct pugilist wear?

Boxer briefs!

What sort of animals make the best TV presenters?

Gnus - readers!