What the hell is this REstraining Order?

I never even got a Straining Order I'm gonna go over to her house and sort this out.

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How can you tell if Asians have broken into your house?

The dog is gone, the homework is done, and they're still trying to get out of the driveway.

How do you get an Aussie to climb up on the roof?

Tell him drinks are on the house.

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Why dont blind people go skydiving?

It scares the hell out of the dog.

How the hell did he escaped?

Guard: He went through the entrance.

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What is atheism?

A non-prophet religion Edit: Replace the word "religion" with "set of beliefs" if you're picky about that sort of thing

What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?

All sorts of antics!