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What did the sorting hat say to the quadriplegic?

Stay here, I'll just go on ahead.

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Whats Irish and stays out all night?

Patty O'Furniture

What did the Buddhist say when asked if he'd like to move from Tibet to North Korea?

Nah. I'ma stay.

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What is atheism?

A non-prophet religion Edit: Replace the word "religion" with "set of beliefs" if you're picky about that sort of thing

What sort of net is useless for catching fish?

A football net!

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What's the best part of dating a quadriplegic?

Spinning her like a top when she rides you cowboy style.

Where do you find a quadriplegic?

There where you left him.