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What did the sorting hat say to the quadriplegic?

Stay here, I'll just go on ahead.

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What do you get when you cross an agnostic, an insomniac, and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

What do you say to a handicapped dog?

Stay

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What's the opposite of "lily white"?

A racist term of some sort.

What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?

A petticoat!

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How does the quadriplegic cross the free way?

I'll give you a hint... Take the "F" out of "free" and the "F" out of "way".

What did the sorting hat say to the quadriplegic?

Stay here, I'll just go on ahead.