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What did the sorting hat say to the quadriplegic?

Stay here, I'll just go on ahead.

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What's Irish and stays out all year?

Patty O'furniture.

How do you stay warm outside in the winter?

You just stand in a corner, they are usually around 90 degrees.

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What sort of shoes to ninjas wear?

Sneakers.

What sort of dance do fish do at parties?

The conga!

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Where do you find a quadriplegic?

There where you left him.

What did the sorting hat say to the quadriplegic?

Stay here, I'll just go on ahead.