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What kind of dog do IT people prefer?

A Dobie

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How can you tell if Asians have broken into your house?

The dog is gone, the homework is done, and they're still trying to get out of the driveway.

What do you call a dog with lice in China?

Full course dinner

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why is it hard to hold a speech at a nudist convention?

It does not help to imagine people in their underwear.

Why were the people in twin towers upset?

They ordered pepperoni pizza but all they got was plane

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Why does Gandalf prefer coupes?

Because other cars have Mordor.

Why doesn't Sean Connery have any grown up children?

He prefers them shaken, not stirred.

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What kind of pickles does Miley Cyrus like in her relish?

Twerkins

What kind of jokes do farmers tell?

CORNY JOKES!!!