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What kind of drink does a ghetto drinks?

A GHETTOrade

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Why did Jesus drink wine at the last supper?

Because in 3 days, he would be a raisin

How many alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.

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What kind of fish is made out of two sodium atoms?

Tuna (2Na).

What kind of tree grows in your hand?

A palm tree.