What kind of pants does Mario wear to work?

Denim denim denim p

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What do you call someone who knows all?

Nostril-damus. &ampnbsp Works better if you read the joke out loud.

What's the funniest joke you've heard that can be told to a 5th grader?

I always loved this one: (works better said out loud of course) What do you call a fish with no eyes... A FSHHH

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What do you call it when someone makes a slam-dunk wearing shiny handcuffs?

Boom-shackle-lacquer!

Who Conquers All obviously, this is read in the man's grizzled voice What's the difference between your mother and a motorcycle?

When I ride a motorcycle... I wear protection.

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How is the iPhone 6 like /r/gonewild?

They both give you tightness in the pants.

What do Wal mart and priests have in common?

They both have boys pants half off. I'm going to hell

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What kind of gum do astronauts chew?

Hubble Bubble

What kind of railway is an Italian engineer's favourite?

Funicula

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Why did Mario always bring Toad to parties?

Toad was a fungi.

What kinda overalls does Mario wear?

Denim denim denim