What kind of pants does Mario wear to work?

Denim denim denim p

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Why do math teachers never get constipated?

Because they always work problems out with a pencil.

How does a detective stay cool in hot summer?

He works on a cold case.

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What kind of shoes do they wear in Holland?

Wooden shoe like me to tell you.

What is a surgeon's excuse for not wearing a condom?

Don't worry baby, I'm sterile.

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What type of pants does Mario wear?

Denim, denim, denim.

What did the rapper say when he couldn't find his pants?

Where my knickers at

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What kind of liquid does a pig's printer use?

Oink

What kind of farm has lots of books but no livestock?

Barns and no-bulls. (This joke was made up by my 7 year-old cousin.)

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Why did Mario lose a life?

He stubbed his MiyamoToe....I'll see my way out.

What did Mario say to Yoshi when he started climbing the Cherry tree?

X-post r/landscaping) Yoshino!!!