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What kind of pants does Mario wear to work?

Denim denim denim p

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why is it dangerous for a lawyer to walk onto a construction site when plumbers are working?

Because they might connect the drain line to the wrong suer.

How many Gordon Ramseys does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, he lets the knives do the work

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What do you call it when someone makes a slam-dunk wearing shiny handcuffs?

Boom-shackle-lacquer!

Why weren't there any famous gun slingers in the Canadian West?

Because they all wore mittens.

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

What does Michael Jackson and j.c. penny have in common?

Little boys pants half off.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Incase he got a hole in one. HEHE one of my favs. Whats your fav joke?

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of jeans do ghosts wear?

Boo Jeans

What kind of cheese do you use to entice a bear?

Camembert!

Mario Jokes More Mario Jokes

What happens when Mario parks his car outside the wrong castle?

He gets Toad

What kind of jeans does Mario wear?

Denim denim denim.(http://youtu.be/rdnTvgK2o5I) shamelessly stolen from tumblr