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What kind of pants does Mario wear to work?

Denim denim denim p

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Where do Chinese people find work?

On ChinkedIn of course. (I know the pun is racist but I had to share. Sorry.)

What do you call a woman with a very round head?

Sophia. (sphere) it works best spoken

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What do clouds wear during a storm?

Thunderwear

Why do tectonic plates wear diapers?

Because they're in continents.

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What type of pants do you need to start a car?

Cargo pants

When is an aardvark jumpy?

When he's got ants in his pants!

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What kind of animal can record video?

A cam-el. Get it, because a camera records things and a camel is a animal.

What's the difference between America and a tub of yogurt?

After 200 years the yogurt would have developed some kind of culture.

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What kind of money does Mario use?

8-bitcoins

What are Mario's pants made out of?

DenimDenimDenim