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What kind of pants does Mario wear?

Denim Denim. Denim

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What do scientists wear?

Kelvin Klein

What kind of pants does Mario wear to work?

Denim denim denim p

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Why did the belt go to prison?

He held up a pair of pants!

What did the pirate say after his first-mate stuck the wheel in his pants?

ARGHH! You're driving me nuts!

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What kind of tea do you pay an arm and a leg for?

Amputee

What kind of bird flies around bays?

Bagles

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Why didn't Mario put more toppings on his pizza?

Because there wasn't mushroom on it.

What's Mario's favorite pants?

Denim Denim Denim

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What kind of pants does Mario wear?

Denim Denim. Denim

What kind of jeans does Mario wear?

Denim denim denim.(http://youtu.be/rdnTvgK2o5I) shamelessly stolen from tumblr

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What are Mario's pants made of?

DENIM DENIM DENIM

What's The Pink Panther's favourite type of jacket?

No idea." "Denim." "Denim " "Denim denim denim denim denim..."