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What do toads drink?

Croaka-cola!

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Howdeepisthepool?

He had too much to drink before he went swimming!

Why do no communists drink Earl Grey tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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Why did Mario always bring Toad to parties?

Toad was a fungi.

Why did the genie turn the man into a toad?

He rubbed him the wrong way.

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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croaka Cola.

What do toads drink?

Croaka-cola!