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What do toads drink?

Croaka-cola!

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Where do terrorists like to go for a drink?

The Allahu Ak Bar

What's that awful thing called... M: ... J: You wake up with it after you drink?

M: Linda.

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What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?

It gets toad away

What do you get if cross a science fiction film with a toad?

Star Warts!

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What do toads drink?

Croaka-cola!

What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croaka Cola.