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What do toads drink?

Croaka-cola!

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Why don't people drink pig's milk?

Because its a bit too sow...

What is the definition of a semicolon?

Something I usually have after a long night of drinking.

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When is a car like a frog?

When it's becing toad!

What do toads and choads have in common?

They both taste a bit swampy

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What do toads drink?

Croaka-cola!

What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croaka Cola.