What do toads drink?

Croaka-cola!

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What kind of drink does a ghetto drinks?

A GHETTOrade

What's the difference between RPGs and Drunken Style Kung Fu?

In the first, you must drink a lot of liquids before battle, but in the latter, you only pretend.

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What kind of amphibian is hired to take your car away?

Toad. Thanks, HammerElectionBeans for the edit.

What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?

It gets toad away

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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croaka Cola.

What do toads drink?

Croaka-cola!