What do toads drink?

Croaka-cola!

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Why do Marxists drink herbal tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

What's the difference between Naruto and Bleach?

No one ever told me to drink Naruto

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Why did Mario always bring Toad to parties?

Toad was a fungi.

What do you get if cross a science fiction film with a toad?

Star Warts!

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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croaka Cola.

What do toads drink?

Croaka-cola!