What sort of transport does a sheep use?

A ewe-nicycle

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What sort of a car has your dad got?

I can't remember the name. I think it starts with T. Really - Ours only starts with gas.

Why can't there be some sort of mathematic formula for making friends?

A squadratic formula, if you will.

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Why don't you transport onions by boat?

You don' want your boat to be full of leeks.

What sort of transport does a sheep use?

A ewe-nicycle