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What do funeral home staff do if they mess up transporting a body?

They go back and re-herse.

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Why you never mess with imported ants?

Because they are **important**.

How many times I have to tell you to stop making such a mess?

Go to your room..

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Why didn't the skeleton go for the Halloween party?

He had "No body " to go with.

What body of water separates Italy from the word 'goodbye'?

River Derci. Sorry.

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Why don't you transport onions by boat?

You don' want your boat to be full of leeks.

What do funeral home staff do if they mess up transporting a body?

They go back and re-herse.