What do funeral home staff do if they mess up transporting a body?

They go back and re-herse.

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What do you call a blind, legless buck?

No eye-deer. EDIT: I totally messed this joke up. Please give me another chance with another joke

What does the lord say when the intern messes up?

God demi

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Why don't skeletons get sick?

Because they always have an anti-body.

What body regulates the welfare of Santa's workers?

The Elf and Saftey Executive.

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What sort of transport does a sheep use?

A ewe-nicycle

Why don't you transport onions by boat?

You don' want your boat to be full of leeks.