A messed up system of karma
Because it messes with their hops
God demi
Well, the mess is the same but the annoying jabbering stops.
Because they always try to mess with his nails.
Freud rice.
Not enough cement EDIT: Okay thanks for pointing out that I messed up the wording but the joke is supposed to be the funny part
They go back and re-herse.
If you answered "I don't know." I would like to tell you that I spent all day cleaning that mess up.
Answer all over your porch! It's a mess out here!
Because they mess up the whole house!
Out, damned spot! Out, I say!"*
It was an oakcident.
No eye-deer. EDIT: I totally messed this joke up. Please give me another chance with another joke
A Nicolas Cage.
Go to your room..
A Regis Error.
He heard the food was a mess.
Because they are **important**.
Because of his cowlick.
Throw in the laundry.
It's easy just throw in a couple of Boolean cubes.
None, that's what interns are for.
He gets out the Bible Belt!
Nails in their hands and feet
He was hopped up on Easter eggs.
A receding hare-line.
He used the holy immaculate contraception
God bless America.
2 feet.
He thought it would be a pedicure. sorry.
All they will do is fight tooth and nail!
Nailed it
By becoming a ventriloquist!
I said "Congratulations!!!"
