Because it messes with their hops
Because they always try to mess with his nails.
Freud rice.
Not enough cement EDIT: Okay thanks for pointing out that I messed up the wording but the joke is supposed to be the funny part
They go back and re-herse.
If you answered "I don't know." I would like to tell you that I spent all day cleaning that mess up.
Answer all over your porch! It's a mess out here!
Because they mess up the whole house!
Out, damned spot! Out, I say!"*
It was an oakcident.
No eye-deer. EDIT: I totally messed this joke up. Please give me another chance with another joke
A Nicolas Cage.
A Regis Error.
He heard the food was a mess.
Because they are **important**.
Because of his cowlick.
A receding hare line!
Hop on Pop.
He was trying to get her pedicure.
A hip hopper.
Because from a distance they looked like hares.
This joke...
Throw a load of dirty laundry in.
It...all...happened...soooooooo...fast
The world's slowest vampire.
All it does is make you tired and stressed out and anxious and nevermind I get it.
Claude!
She has no legs
Because there's no karma involved.
Thank you, Karma gain
