A messed up system of karma
Because it messes with their hops
God demi
Well, the mess is the same but the annoying jabbering stops.
Because they always try to mess with his nails.
Freud rice.
Not enough cement EDIT: Okay thanks for pointing out that I messed up the wording but the joke is supposed to be the funny part
They go back and re-herse.
If you answered "I don't know." I would like to tell you that I spent all day cleaning that mess up.
Answer all over your porch! It's a mess out here!
Because they mess up the whole house!
Out, damned spot! Out, I say!"*
It was an oakcident.
No eye-deer. EDIT: I totally messed this joke up. Please give me another chance with another joke
A Nicolas Cage.
Go to your room..
A Regis Error.
He heard the food was a mess.
Because they are **important**.
Because of his cowlick.
Pi Ok, I'm leaving now.
A paradux
It doesn't matter how many. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw. Edit: Credits to Drougen for making it better.
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Because Jesus WEPt.
Jesus in a hurry.
UCLA
Because after 30 seconds they forget what happened.
All it does is make you tired and stressed out and anxious and nevermind I get it.
When Hillary leaves town.
Dubai-bye!
She kept throwing away all the W's.
Depends on how hard you throw them.
You might actually get me to sub here.
Pao! Edit: Whoa, FP gold. Thank you!
