A messed up system of karma
Because it messes with their hops
God demi
Because they always try to mess with his nails.
Freud rice.
Not enough cement EDIT: Okay thanks for pointing out that I messed up the wording but the joke is supposed to be the funny part
They go back and re-herse.
If you answered "I don't know." I would like to tell you that I spent all day cleaning that mess up.
Answer all over your porch! It's a mess out here!
Because they mess up the whole house!
Out, damned spot! Out, I say!"*
It was an oakcident.
No eye-deer. EDIT: I totally messed this joke up. Please give me another chance with another joke
A Nicolas Cage.
A Regis Error.
He heard the food was a mess.
Because they are **important**.
Because of his cowlick.
2 feet.
There were microwaves. Sorry I was drunk making popcorn.
A pedantry.
Neckbeard
You can leave Reddit.
Because its natural log is 1.
1 or 2? 1... or 2...
One. It's a trick question.
They both multiply a lot.
He was thrown out at home. - His two balls got a strike.
He gets stumped.
Because of sanitation reasons.
Where did Es-car-go.
Throw a load of dirty laundry in.
