A messed up system of karma
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Because it messes with their hops
Because he saw the mess that snails left behind!
God demi
Well, the mess is the same but the annoying jabbering stops.
Because they always try to mess with his nails.
Freud rice.
Not enough cement EDIT: Okay thanks for pointing out that I messed up the wording but the joke is supposed to be the funny part
They go back and re-herse.
If you answered "I don't know." I would like to tell you that I spent all day cleaning that mess up.
Answer all over your porch! It's a mess out here!
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Because they mess up the whole house!
Leave the plunger in the toilet.
Out, damned spot! Out, I say!"*
It was an oakcident.
No eye-deer. EDIT: I totally messed this joke up. Please give me another chance with another joke
A Nicolas Cage.
Go to your room..
A Regis Error.
He heard the food was a mess.
First he'll bellowulf at you, then he'll shakespeare
Because they are **important**.
Because of his cowlick.
Because it's made of hops.
So they wouldn't fill up with gravel.
So we can think about a solution in silence
You can't fit your finger between the noose and his neck.
Well we did neck day yesterday, and the day before. "So...neck day again" You bet
So he could roll down the window when it gets too hot. How we joke in Kurdistan
A first aid kitty!
It's full of Arab Seamen.
They are full of Iranian seman
Because it was Frigid
Because they're constantly multiplying!
The cold shoulder.
With out their tea they'd be Rabbis.
Cross fit.
Because he'd always get nailed into the boards
