A messed up system of karma
Because it messes with their hops
God demi
Well, the mess is the same but the annoying jabbering stops.
Because they always try to mess with his nails.
Freud rice.
Not enough cement EDIT: Okay thanks for pointing out that I messed up the wording but the joke is supposed to be the funny part
They go back and re-herse.
If you answered "I don't know." I would like to tell you that I spent all day cleaning that mess up.
Answer all over your porch! It's a mess out here!
Because they mess up the whole house!
Out, damned spot! Out, I say!"*
It was an oakcident.
No eye-deer. EDIT: I totally messed this joke up. Please give me another chance with another joke
A Nicolas Cage.
Go to your room..
A Regis Error.
He heard the food was a mess.
Because they are **important**.
Because of his cowlick.
Someone else yells "Call 911!" The blonde yells back "What's the number "
Hmmm........I'll just do a few numbers and get back to you
All it does is make you tired and stressed out and anxious and nevermind I get it.
He Ran Solo...
You call an investigator
Because it was a play on words.
A spider!
Because if he lifted up both legs it would fall over!
To stop getting confused as feminists
Only 1, unless it's a blowout then the whole team shows up
1%
Darude Sandstorm.
Ghost buzzards
To stop themselves sinking into the sand. Why did the ostrich stick its head in the sand To look at the camels who forgot to put their sandals on.
He has a cigarette!
