What is long, white, and very sticky?

The coming of the Lord!

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What do Harvard and a virgin have in common?

You try so hard to get in but 9 months later you regret you ever came.

What animal has 5 legs?

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What is long, white, and very sticky?

The coming of the Lord!

What does the lord say when the intern messes up?

God demi