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What is long, white, and very sticky?

The coming of the Lord!

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Where Are You Going?

Me: Partying with Friends Pimple: Ok, I'm Also Coming then!!

Why was Mrs. Clause's stocking full on December 21st?

Because Santa came early this year.

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What does the lord say when the intern messes up?

God demi

What's white and drips from the cloud?

The coming of the Lord.