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What is long, white, and very sticky?

The coming of the Lord!

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What do you think about the coming battle General?

God knows it will be lost. - Then why should we go for it - To find out who is the loser.

What do you call a beach with crooked waves?

OC A Scoli-ocean! (Came up with that recently, hope it tickles your funny bone)

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What is a Mormon's favorite movie?

Lord of the Rings

Why is God depressed?

Imagine...*You* Being God, the Lord, Him... But imagine us.