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What is long, white, and very sticky?

The coming of the Lord!

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When is Independence Day 2 coming out?

9/11

When Chris brought over his musl*m girlfriend to meet the family, what did they say?

Nice scarf! Must be cold where you came from! Do you guys want coffee?

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Why didn't Peter Jackson cast any black actors in The Lord of the Rings?

He was afraid they wouldn't be taken on their merits, that they'd just be seen as Tolkien blacks.

What is long, white, and very sticky?

The coming of the Lord!