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What sort of aircraft does the Asian pilot who loves to greet people fly?

A herrocopter

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do people in wheelchairs have such low confidence?

Because they never stand up for themselves.

Why do feminists hate Medusa?

She's always objectifying people.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

Why doesn't Tyrannosaurus Rex fly?

They're all dead!

What happened when pigs started flying?

Everyone got swine flu

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why are pirates never scared of a storm?

Because they love torrents.

What does a man who loves his car do on February 14?

He gives it a valenshine!

Asian Jokes More Asian Jokes

What's everyone's problem with euthanasia?

I like little Asian kids

How do you know if an Asian is depressed?

All around them are familiar faces, worn out places, worn out faces.

Sort Jokes More Sort Jokes

What the hell is this REstraining Order?

I never even got a Straining Order I'm gonna go over to her house and sort this out.

What sort of perfume do snakes prefer?

Poison by Christian Dior!

Aircraft Jokes More Aircraft Jokes

Where does the Persian air force keep its aircraft?

The Carpet store

What is the friendliest kind of aircraft?

A Hello-copter.

Greet Jokes More Greet Jokes

What is the farmers favorite way to greet someone?

Hay!

How do sheep greet each other at Christmas?

A Merry Christmas to ewe