What sort of aircraft does the Asian pilot who loves to greet people fly?

A herrocopter

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why are blondes hurt by people's words?

Because people keep hitting them with dictionaries.

What is the real reason leaves fall to the ground?

They know people will blow them.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

How do rabbits fly?

In hareplanes.

What does a Bird and a fridge have in common?

They Can Both fly except the fridge.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why would two melons in love hate their parents?

Because they cantaloupe. =D.....=).....=='(

Why does a priest never get married?

Because they got nun to love them

Asian Jokes More Asian Jokes

What do Asian pirates say?

ELLLLLLL!!!

What did Asian Jesus say before he was crucified?

OC) YORO (You only resurrect once)

Sort Jokes More Sort Jokes

What sort of underwear does the ghost of a French baker wear?

Boulangerie.

What sort of violin does a ghost play?

A dreadivarius.

Aircraft Jokes More Aircraft Jokes

How does the captain know the aircraft is safely at the ramp?

Both the engines and the co-pilot stop whining.

What kind of Aircraft is into Men and Women?

A Biplane.

Greet Jokes More Greet Jokes

How does a frog greet a rabbit during the holiday season?

Hoppy holidays, and have a hoppin New Hare! Happy holidays everyone.

What is the farmers favorite way to greet someone?

Hay!