What sort of aircraft does the Asian pilot who loves to greet people fly?

A herrocopter

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What do you call it when a German hits you with a loaf of bread?

Gluten Tag And when a hippie hits you with a loaf of bread Flour power And when a lot of people do it at the same time a rye-ot

How does Donald Drumpf change a lightbulb?

He doesn't. He hires people with long fingers to do it for him.

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What does the Mexican kid say as his homework flys out of the window?

Ayyee essay, where are you going

What would someone in the 13 hundreds say if you told them we fly in giant metal birds all around the world?

You mean across

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Who loves fast food?

Jared fogle

Why do waitresses love serving men in fedoras?

If you're nice to them, their tipping intensifies.

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Why can't an Asian couple have a white child?

Because two Wongs don't make a white.

How often did the asian cow go to the gym?

Dairy

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What sort of violin does a ghost play?

A dreadivarius.

Why do you always see beggars at protests?

They're always looking for some sort of change!

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Where does the Persian air force keep its aircraft?

The Carpet store

What kind of Aircraft is into Men and Women?

A Biplane.

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How do German bread greet each other?

Gluten tag!

How does a pirate greet a sea monster?

What's Kraken