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What sort of aircraft does the Asian pilot who loves to greet people fly?

A herrocopter

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Why do some people think Python scripting is offensive?

Because white space matters.

What is the preferred coffee drink of people with alzheimer's?

The Iforgotto

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Why doesn't Tyrannosaurus Rex fly?

They're all dead!

Why can't penguins fly?

They're too short to reach the controls of the plane.

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Why did the girltree fall in love with the boy tree?

He was sappy

Why does a priest never get married?

Because they got nun to love them

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What does Asian Matthew McConaughey want for dinner?

All rice, all rice, all rice

What happens if an Asian gets stung by a bee?

Their GPA drops

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Why do you always see beggars at protests?

They're always looking for some sort of change!

What sort of cheese do you use to get a bear to go on a outing with you?

Camembert

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What is the friendliest kind of aircraft?

A Hello-copter.

What sort of aircraft does the Asian pilot who loves to greet people fly?

A herrocopter

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How do salespeople traditionally greet each other?

Hi. Nice to meet you. I'm better than you.

How do Hawaiian Muslims greet each other?

Aloha Akbar!