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What sort of aircraft does the Asian pilot who loves to greet people fly?

A herrocopter

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What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted people

Why were the people in twin towers upset?

They ordered pepperoni pizza but all they got was plane

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What would happen if pigs could fly?

Bacon would go up!

What's the difference between Isis hostages and Isis terrorists?

Don't ask me, I just fly the drones...

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What grows when you squeeze it, explodes if you rub it too hard, and children love it?

A balloon animal!

Why do orphans like playing tennis?

Because its the only love they get.

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What's the hardest part of golf for asians?

Driving

What is the cheapest way to blindfold an Asian?

Dental floss.

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What sort of shoes to ninjas wear?

Sneakers.

What sort of transport does a sheep use?

A ewe-nicycle

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How does the captain know the aircraft is safely at the ramp?

Both the engines and the co-pilot stop whining.

What sort of aircraft does the Asian pilot who loves to greet people fly?

A herrocopter

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How do Israeli skiiers greet each other?

Shlalom! (Oy, that's terrible.)

What does an excited karate pupil say to his friend when greeting him?

HIYAH!