I wish I could hear you whinnie.
Bonnie and Clydesdale!
Because the horse hugs the rails the jockey puts his arms around the horse and you can kiss your money goodbye!
One who could read, one who could write, and the third to watch over those two dangerous intellectuals.
Hey, watch this.
Him: ... *peeks under bathroom stall* Did you hear me
Last I heard, they're all headed to Portland
Your T.V.
His brother holding the VCR.
Gummy Bear
The same middle name. (Shamelessly stolen from Cortana.)
ME: My first book is more books. F: What These aren't wish M: Second book's a TV.
In both cases you wish you took it out a few seconds earlier.