What did the horse say to whinnie the pooh while watching his t.v. show?

I wish I could hear you whinnie.

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What did the horse say when he regained his vision?

Merci.

What do you call a lawmaker in a society ruled by horses that says one thing but does the opposite?

A hippocratic hypocrite.

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Where would an eccentric beverage go if it wanted to watch married couples fight and read high quality humor columns?

To the Drink Quirks Wed Fight.

Why does a rooster watch TV?

For hentertainment!

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What happened to the egg when it heard the joke?

It cracked.

What will they ask Jared of Subway in the prison shower?

Do you want a 6 or a 12 inch one?' I heard this joke on Bill Burr's podcast.

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What did the horse say to whinnie the pooh while watching his t.v. show?

I wish I could hear you whinnie.

Why did the T.V. break up with the remote?

She thought he was too controlling.

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Why was Piglet in the bathroom?

He was looking for Pooh.

What do Winnie the Pooh and Attila the Hun have in common?

The same middle name.

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What did the horse say to whinnie the pooh while watching his t.v. show?

I wish I could hear you whinnie.

How many thingamabobs does Ariel have?

20 "Twenty-*one*. She got the last one when she wished for legs."