What did the horse say to whinnie the pooh while watching his t.v. show?

I wish I could hear you whinnie.

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Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What do you call a horse that lives next to you?

A Neigh-bor. Sorry for my horrible dad joke.

What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?

A horse!

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What do you call a dog wearing a watch?

You would call it a dog. A dog wearing a watch is not a watchdog.

Why did the fish cross the ocean?

Watching the National Geographic channel always makes me wonder how animals like fish manage to travel thousands of miles,and how they know where to go. Then I realised they can measure distances so well because they have their own scales.

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France?

There was nothing left but de Brie.

What do you get if you share your Earbuds with all your friends?

Hearing AIDS.

T.V. Jokes More T.V. Jokes

Why did the T.V. break up with the remote?

She thought he was too controlling.

What did the horse say to whinnie the pooh while watching his t.v. show?

I wish I could hear you whinnie.

Pooh Jokes More Pooh Jokes

Why does tigger have no friends?

Because he plays with pooh.

Why does Piglet stink so bad?

Cause he always plays with Pooh.

Wish Jokes More Wish Jokes

What does a Mexican cop say when he wishes you a Merry Christmas?

Police Navidad.

What does Peter Parker wish he would have went to school for?

Web design.