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What did the horse say to whinnie the pooh while watching his t.v. show?

I wish I could hear you whinnie.

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Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

How do you get down off a horse?

You don't, you get down off a duck.

What's the difference between a horse and a 13 year old boy?

The horse knows when I'm grooming him.

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

Why can't children watch pirate movies?

Because they're rated

What kind of watch does Germs Bond wear?

An Amoeba.

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

What do you call a group of millionaires sitting around watching the NBA finals?

The Lakers. (Laker fan here. Sorry prob would have been more appropriate last week during the finals.) Edit: I heard this some where the other day. I can't take credit for the joke.

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T.V. Jokes More T.V. Jokes

Why did the T.V. break up with the remote?

She thought he was too controlling.

What is the black kid getting for Christmas?

Your T.V.

Pooh Jokes More Pooh Jokes

Why does Tiger have to take so many baths?

Because he plays with Pooh all day.

Why does Piglett smell nasty?

He plays with Pooh.

Wish Jokes More Wish Jokes

How do you say hello to a femnist?

You don't. To do so would violate her wish to not be part of the society she lives in.

What country do all cats wish to get their food from?

Viet NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM