What did the horse say to whinnie the pooh while watching his t.v. show?

I wish I could hear you whinnie.

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What do you call the horse that lives next door?

Your NEIGHHHbor Credit: 6y/o nephew

Why did the farmer call his horse Baseball?

Because it's covered with horsehide!

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What did Snoop say Dr. Dre while binge watching their favorite TV show?

Are you ready for the next episode?

How many Grateful Dead fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

They don't change it. They just watch it burn out, then follow it around for another 15 years.

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What did the blind guy say to the deaf guy?

I hear what your saying, but I don't see your point

What is the opposite of Christopher Reeve?

Sorry if you've heard this) Christopher Walken

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What did the horse say to whinnie the pooh while watching his t.v. show?

I wish I could hear you whinnie.

Why did the T.V. break up with the remote?

She thought he was too controlling.

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What do John the Baptist and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

They have the same middle name!

Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh. - *My little brother told me this one hit me with a little bit of nostalgia.*

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Why do horses make terrible congressmen?

Because they can only say "neigh!" I wish this was a joke made up by my 7 year old cousin, but she's imaginary.

What country do all cats wish to get their food from?

Viet NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM