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What did the horse say to whinnie the pooh while watching his t.v. show?

I wish I could hear you whinnie.

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Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

Why are horses never overweight?

They're on a stable diet.

What race of horses is the most popular on Pandora?

Neightiri.

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

Whats the hardest part of watching an Orphanage burn?

Not getting hard.

When did this happen?

A) I don't know he also stole my watch.

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

What is the worst joke you have ever Heard?

I'll start it off: Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The Ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

What did the blind guy say to the deaf guy?

I hear what your saying, but I don't see your point

T.V. Jokes More T.V. Jokes

What do you do when you see a floating T.V. in the middle of the night?

Tell Jamal to drop it

What is the black kid getting for Christmas?

Your T.V.

Pooh Jokes More Pooh Jokes

Why does Piglett smell nasty?

He plays with Pooh.

Why was Tigger always filthy?

Because he was playing with Pooh.

Wish Jokes More Wish Jokes

Who does Christopher Reeve wish he could be?

Christopher Walken

What 3 books would you have on a desert island?

ME: My first book is more books. F: What These aren't wish M: Second book's a TV.