T.V. Jokes

What is the black kid getting for Christmas?

Your T.V.

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What did the horse say to whinnie the pooh while watching his t.v. show?

I wish I could hear you whinnie.

Why did the T.V. break up with the remote?

She thought he was too controlling.

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Float Jokes More Float Jokes

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs floating in the water?

Bob

What do you call the runs in space?

The floats

Wish Jokes More Wish Jokes

Why did the black kid wish for a white Christmas?

Because all his white friends got better gifts than him.

How many lonely guys does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. But he wishes it took two.

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

What's the strongest letter in the alphabet?

P*** Even Superman can't hold it.

How's everyone else holding up?

Anyone know why they all have bags of candy

Remote Jokes More Remote Jokes

What's the difference between a tv remote and a newborn?

You can't play football with the remote.

Where is the remote?

All the way over there." "Guess I'm watching this."

Black Guy Jokes More Black Guy Jokes

What did one black guy say to another black guy?

We're both black guys.

What do you say to a black guy in a suit?

Will the defendant please rise!

Jamal Jokes More Jamal Jokes

What makes Mexican and black jokes so similar?

Once you've heard Juan you've heard Jamal.

What's the worst thing about Mexican and Black jokes?

Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you call a horse at night?

A Nightmare

What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.

What do priests and Christmas trees have in common?

Their balls are just for decoration.