Where is the remote?

All the way over there." "Guess I'm watching this."

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What TV station do bees watch?

Bee bee c one!

What do elephants do in the evenings?

Watch elevision!

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How do you take the letter "F" out of the word "WAY"?

There is no F in way.

Why couldn't anyone catch the hippie?

He was way to high, man.

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What did Sam say to the young Americans?

Guess where this finger's going.

How do you talk to an angel" Me: I don't know, Skype I guess?

How do you hold her close to where you are" Me: Aren't most angels men

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What's the difference between a tv remote and a newborn?

You can't play football with the remote.

Where is the remote?

All the way over there." "Guess I'm watching this."