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Where is the remote?

All the way over there." "Guess I'm watching this."

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Where would an eccentric beverage go if it wanted to watch married couplesfight and read high quality humor columns?

To the Drink Quirks Wed Fight.

What do vegetables watch when they're feeling frisky?

Cornography

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What 2 books do white American boys enjoy reading on their way to school?

The Catcher in the Rye and Cooking For Dummies.

What do you get if you cross a moth with a firefly?

An insect that can find its way around a dark closet.

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What did one fetus say to the other?

Guess we're wombmates!

What happens when you take the tea away from your guest?

He's left there trying to "guess" what happened.

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Where is the remote?

All the way over there." "Guess I'm watching this."

What's the difference between a tv remote and a newborn?

You can't play football with the remote.