Where is the remote?

All the way over there." "Guess I'm watching this."

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What do you do to relax?

I enjoy people watching. - The most relaxing thing for me is singing in the shower. - I know.

Why did the pervert like to watch girls in their entrance hallways?

He was a foyer.

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Why do orphans play tennis?

It's the only way they can get love.

Which Way Do Transformers Put The Toilet Paper?

Autobots Roll Out!

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What did the golfer say to his buddy when he hit a bogey?

I guess you aren't up to par

What did the colours red and violet say to one another when they couldn't agree in their debate?

I guess we're just on different ends of the spectrum.

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Where is the remote?

All the way over there." "Guess I'm watching this."

What's the difference between a tv remote and a newborn?

You can't play football with the remote.