Remote Jokes

Why did the T.V. break up with the remote?

She thought he was too controlling.

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Toe Jokes More Toe Jokes

What do you call a bee with a toe?

Toby

What did the bacterium do when its sibling stepped on its toe?

My toe sis!

Tv Remote Jokes More Tv Remote Jokes

Where did all the TV remotes go when you can't find them?

To a remote island...

What do Libyan people put in their TV remotes?

Tripoli batteries.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Whenever I'm in trouble, I think: what would Jesus do?

Then I pretend to be dead and disappear for three days.

Why did the lady stare at the orange juice?

Because she thought it was telling her to concentrate!

Belong Jokes More Belong Jokes

What political party does Jon Snow belong to?

The Know-Nothings!

What two friends belonging to two different alien species call each other?

Brothers from Another Mothership.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why do countries "cut ties" when things get tense?

So weird having men walk around in suits and half ties.

What do you call a supernatural being that only grants wishes to men?

A miso-genie!

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

Why didn't the piece of paper move out of the way when a car came speeding towards it?

Because it was stationary.

What did the baby dolphin do when he didn't get his way?

He whale-d

Force Jokes More Force Jokes

What did the conductor do when half of the cello section called in sick a week before a major concert?

He was forced to resort to excessive violins.

What do you call an actor from Alabama that is forced by contract to play a certain character in a production?

Role tied.

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

What's better than watching a woman wrestle?

Seeing her box.

Why do they like to watch Star Wars on the big screen on aircraft carriers?

They're all about force projection.