All the way over there." "Guess I'm watching this."
She thought he was too controlling.
WIFE: I clean the toilet.... HUSBAND:How does that help WIFE: I use your toothbrush.
The drizzle
Lend it to Greece.
Don't go to school.
You can't play football with the remote.
To a remote island...
I wish I could hear you whinnie.
Because he was always spotted.
Fowl play!
They didnt have any Jose to spray the water.
14.99 per month and a addiction to a game that's been failing since Cata
There once was a fellow McSweeny Who spilled some gin on his weenie Just to be couth He added vermouth Then slipped his girlfriend a martini
He goes into the barn and slips inside a warm Jersey
Doctor: "Because I'm trying to talk to you, and it's very distracting."
Because they always try to mess with his nails.
