What kind of musical instrument do mice play?

A mouse organ!

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What do you call a kid with no arms and legs playing baseball?

2nd base.

Why couldn't the blind black man play hockey?

Because he was black.

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Which kind?

Friend: "Motivational."

What kind of goat did Houdini have?

A scapegoat.

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What musical instrument can be found in nearly every Bathroom?

A tuba toothpaste.

What do you call a musical instrument made of gelatin?

A jello!

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Why do mice have a hole in their bottoms?

Because otherwise they would be unable to track movement and move the cursor in the computer screen.

Where are you?

I said to watch him like a hawk! ME: soaring 20m above w/ a beakful of mice I AM