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What kind of musical instrument do mice play?

A mouse organ!

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What do you get when astronomers play tic-tac-toe?

Exoplanets Thought that one up myself.

Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?

Webley stadium!

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What kind of dog do IT people prefer?

A Dobie

What kind of peanuts get warts?

Planters.

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What do you call a musical instrument made of gelatin?

A jello!

What kind of musical instrument can you use for fishing?

The cast-a-net.

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What did the elephant say when it saw the Chihuahuas coming down the road?

Look out for the mice!

What do rodents say when they play bingo?

Eyes down for a full mouse'!