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What kind of musical instrument do mice play?

A mouse organ!

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What do you call siblings that play soccer?

Umbros

Which one is the boy you've been seeing?

New GF: *sees me playing accordion* He died

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What kind of whale flies?

Pilot whales!

What kind of dog can tell time?

A clockshund!

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What musical instrument do people with STDs play?

The herpsichord.

What part of a chicken is a musical instrument?

The drumstick. (Had this joke stuck in my head for a while so felt like sharing it.)

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What mouse was a Roman emperor?

Julius Cheeser!

What is the best way for a pet shop to get business?

Word of mouse.