What kind of musical instrument do mice play?

A mouse organ!

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What do you call a play about a dictionary?

A pun!

Why haven't any subscribers to r/TheRedPill played Overwatch yet?

They don't play the beta.

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What do cows like to line dance to?

Any kind of moosic you like!

What kind of people are always in a damn hurry?

Russians

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What musical instrument goes with cheese?

Picklelo.

What part of a chicken is a musical instrument?

The drumstick. (Had this joke stuck in my head for a while so felt like sharing it.)

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How many mice does it takes to screw, in a lightbulb?

Two, as always.

When is a bad time to cross a black cat?

When you are a mouse!