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Musical Instrument Jokes

What do you call someone stealing musical instruments?

A Luter.

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What musical instrument do people with STDs play?

The herpsichord.

What part of a chicken is a musical instrument?

The drumstick. (Had this joke stuck in my head for a while so felt like sharing it.)

What kind of musical instrument do mice play?

A mouse organ!

What kind of musical instrument can you use for fishing?

The cast-a-net.

What do you call a musical instrument made of gelatin?

A jello!

What musical instrument can be found in nearly every Bathroom?

A tuba toothpaste.

What musical instrument goes with cheese?

Picklelo.

What musical instrument should you never, ever trust?

The Lyre.

What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?

A tuba toothpaste.

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What's angry, fluffy and destructive and gathers inside stringed instruments?

Violint

What do ya call a bunch of guys breaking into a music store and helping themselves to the stringed instruments?

Luters.

People Jokes More People Jokes

What did the people say about the eccentric poo?

It was a little nutty.

How many people live in the lower part of Italy?

There are literally Sicilians.

Luter Jokes More Luter Jokes

What do you call a group of rioters attacking a music store?

Luters

What do you call someone stealing musical instruments?

A Luter.

Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What time zone are you in when you find a sheep stuck in a fence?

Mountin' time

Why were the children jumping for Joy?

Because Joy was stuck on the roof.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

What do you call a person who delivers horribly?

A re-postman. Or a re-post person if you feel triggered.

What did Jay Z say to Beyonce after having an ice cream shoved up his arse?

I'm feeling a bit sorbet.

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

Why are there no knock knock jokes about the United States?

Because in America, freedom rings.

What did Journey say to the critic as he stormed out of their concert?

Don't stop! Be leaving!" Just a joke I thought up the other day.

Lyre Jokes More Lyre Jokes

What do you get if you cross a grizzly bear and a harp?

A bear faced lyre!

What musical instrument should you never, ever trust?

The Lyre.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

Why wasn't the fish allowed to play in the band?

Because he couldn't tuna piano!

What kind of fish is funny, beautiful and a good role model for young women?

Tuna Fey.