Musical Instrument Jokes

What do you call someone stealing musical instruments?

A Luter.

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What part of a chicken is a musical instrument?

The drumstick. (Had this joke stuck in my head for a while so felt like sharing it.)

What kind of musical instrument do mice play?

A mouse organ!

What kind of musical instrument can you use for fishing?

The cast-a-net.

What do you call a musical instrument made of gelatin?

A jello!

What musical instrument can be found in nearly every Bathroom?

A tuba toothpaste.

What musical instrument goes with cheese?

Picklelo.

What musical instrument should you never, ever trust?

The Lyre.

What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?

A tuba toothpaste.

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Because the stalks are all ears.

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What's angry, fluffy and destructive and gathers inside stringed instruments?

Violint

What do ya call a bunch of guys breaking into a music store and helping themselves to the stringed instruments?

Luters.

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What do ya call a bunch of guys breaking into a music store and helping themselves to the stringed instruments?

Luters.

What do you call a group of rioters attacking a music store?

Luters

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What helps keep your teeth together?

Toothpaste.

What do you call a family of redheads?

Gingerbread. Edit: This is more of an out-loud joke. So, maybe it'll help if it read: "Ginger-bred" instead.

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What do you call a guy with a shovel?

Doug

What do you call a guy with no shins?

Tony.

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What do you call a fish that's good at trading favors?

A squid pro quo.

What do you call a fish in orbit?

Trouterspace.