Musical Instrument Jokes

What do you call someone stealing musical instruments?

A Luter.

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What musical instrument do people with STDs play?

The herpsichord.

What part of a chicken is a musical instrument?

The drumstick. (Had this joke stuck in my head for a while so felt like sharing it.)

What kind of musical instrument do mice play?

A mouse organ!

What kind of musical instrument can you use for fishing?

The cast-a-net.

What do you call a musical instrument made of gelatin?

A jello!

What musical instrument can be found in nearly every Bathroom?

A tuba toothpaste.

What musical instrument goes with cheese?

Picklelo.

What musical instrument should you never, ever trust?

The Lyre.

What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?

A tuba toothpaste.

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Luters.

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Hard cheese.

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Right where ya left him.

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His and Hearse.