Musical Instrument Jokes

What do you call someone stealing musical instruments?

A Luter.

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What musical instrument do people with STDs play?

The herpsichord.

What part of a chicken is a musical instrument?

The drumstick. (Had this joke stuck in my head for a while so felt like sharing it.)

What kind of musical instrument do mice play?

A mouse organ!

What kind of musical instrument can you use for fishing?

The cast-a-net.

What do you call a musical instrument made of gelatin?

A jello!

What musical instrument can be found in nearly every Bathroom?

A tuba toothpaste.

What musical instrument goes with cheese?

Picklelo.

What musical instrument should you never, ever trust?

The Lyre.

What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?

A tuba toothpaste.

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What do you do with percussionists that lose one of their drumsticks?

Stick them up front of the group and tell them to wave their arms!

What part of a chicken is a musical instrument?

The drumstick. (Had this joke stuck in my head for a while so felt like sharing it.)

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What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?

A tuba toothpaste.

What musical instrument can be found in nearly every Bathroom?

A tuba toothpaste.

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What is Meghan Trainor's favorite instrument?

A double quarter pounder with cheese.

What's the most annoying thing about making cheese?

The curds get in the whey!

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What musical instrument can be found in nearly every Bathroom?

A tuba toothpaste.

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What is the difference between an event at the X Games and a sorrority?

One is a bunch of Cunning Stunts

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It has so many problems! -Sorry doing a whole bunch of math today and i thought of this.

Luter Jokes More Luter Jokes

What do you call someone stealing musical instruments?

A Luter.

What do ya call a bunch of guys breaking into a music store and helping themselves to the stringed instruments?

Luters.

Lyre Jokes More Lyre Jokes

What musical instrument should you never, ever trust?

The Lyre.

What do you get if you cross a grizzly bear and a harp?

A bear faced lyre!