Musical Instrument Jokes

What do you call someone stealing musical instruments?

A Luter.

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What musical instrument do people with STDs play?

The herpsichord.

What part of a chicken is a musical instrument?

The drumstick. (Had this joke stuck in my head for a while so felt like sharing it.)

What kind of musical instrument do mice play?

A mouse organ!

What kind of musical instrument can you use for fishing?

The cast-a-net.

What do you call a musical instrument made of gelatin?

A jello!

What musical instrument can be found in nearly every Bathroom?

A tuba toothpaste.

What musical instrument goes with cheese?

Picklelo.

What musical instrument should you never, ever trust?

The Lyre.

What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?

A tuba toothpaste.

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Drumstick Jokes More Drumstick Jokes

What do you call a drummer who has lost one of his drumsticks?

A conductor.

Why did they let the chicken join the band?

Because he brought his own drumsticks

Lyre Jokes More Lyre Jokes

What musical instrument should you never, ever trust?

The Lyre.

What do you get if you cross a grizzly bear and a harp?

A bear faced lyre!

Music Store Jokes More Music Store Jokes

What do you call a group of rioters attacking a music store?

Luters

What do ya call a bunch of guys breaking into a music store and helping themselves to the stringed instruments?

Luters.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

Who were the participants?

Guy: ' The owner, the cop and me. '

What do you call a guy with no arms &amp no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russel

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

What did one ethuastic Electrician say to the other sad Electrician?

Don't feel bad, YOU CONDUIT!!!

Why did the pig walk into the kitchen?

Because he felt like bacon.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Why do console gamers use their in game names in real life?

They haven't got anti-aliasing.

What's 18 inches long and never gets used?

Leonardo DiCaprio's acceptance speech.

Bunch Jokes More Bunch Jokes

Wheree did the king keep his armies?

IN HIS SLEEVIES LOL xp cuz it's like armies like babi talk for arms instead of an armie like a bunch of dudes w/ issues w/ theer masculinity np, glad i cud explain dis 2 u

What do you need to make a crystal salad?

Onions, tomatoes, and a whole bunch of lattice

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the piece of gum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chicken.

Which side of the chicken has more feathers?

The outside.