What's 18 inches long and never gets used?

Leonardo DiCaprio's acceptance speech.

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What did Obi-Wan say to Luke at the breakfast table?

"Use the fork, Luke."

Why do hipsters only use the microwave?

Because they don't like conventional ovens.

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What's 18 inches and makes women SCREAM?

A stillborn.

What is 18 inches long, pink, squishy, and makes women cry?

SIDS

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What do a common garbage can and Leonardo DiCaprio have in common?

No Oscar!

Why did Leonardo DiCaprio laugh at the Oscar joke?

Because he finally got it