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What's 18 inches long and never gets used?

Leonardo DiCaprio's acceptance speech.

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What do Greeks use to listen to music?

Spartify

What does Batman use to wash his hair?

Conditioner Gordon.

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What is 18 inches long, pink, squishy, and makes women cry?

SIDS

What's 18 inches and makes women SCREAM?

A stillborn.

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What's the difference between Sesame Street and Leonardo DiCaprio?

Sesame Street has an Oscar.

What's the similarity between a Spanish prison and Leonardo DiCaprio?

Now, both have an oscar.