April Sale - 20% Off

What is 18 inches long, pink, squishy, and makes women cry?

SIDS

Previous Random Joke Next
Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

Why do babies cry so much?

YOU'RE MOM.

Why was the cookie crying?

Because it's mom was a wafer so long.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How many women does it take to screw a lightbulb?

Only one, but with a perticular FETISH

When can a woman make you a millionaire?

When you're a billionaire (Credit to Kevin Hart)

18 Inch Jokes More 18 Inch Jokes

What is 18 inches long, pink, squishy, and makes women cry?

SIDS

What's 18 inches and makes women SCREAM?

A stillborn.