What is 18 inches long, pink, squishy, and makes women cry?

SIDS

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Why did the mummy cry himself to sleep every night?

Because he was empty inside.

Why didn't the Asian man cry when his wife died?

Because he just couldn't bereave it.

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What is the Pope's favorite type of woman?

Nun

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What's 18 inches long and never gets used?

Leonardo DiCaprio's acceptance speech.

What's 18 inches and makes women SCREAM?

A stillborn.