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What is 18 inches long, pink, squishy, and makes women cry?

SIDS

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Why did the apple cry?

Its peelings were hurt.

What makes a grown man cry?

Watching his wife and children die before his eyes.

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What do women and police cars have in common?

They both make a lot of noise to let you know they are coming.

When can a woman make you a millionaire?

When you're a billionaire (Credit to Kevin Hart)

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What is 18 inches long, pink, squishy, and makes women cry?

SIDS

What's 18 inches long and never gets used?

Leonardo DiCaprio's acceptance speech.