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Why so?

The light bulb replies, "I'm a light headed!"

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How many Biebers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. There are no light bulbs in the closet. Another one: Why is Justin Bieber so pale? Because there's no light inside the closet

How many suh dudes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None 'cause it's already lit, fam.

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What does a two-headed cat say??

Weow!

Why did the fisherman head out during a storm?

For the halibut

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How many trains have you derailed to date?

I replied "It's hard to keep track."

How long will the pizza be?

The waiter replies "About 12 inches."