Why so?

The light bulb replies, "I'm a light headed!"

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Why is the UK suddenly a happy place?

Because now they too have a day to light fireworks on!

How many suh dudes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None 'cause it's already lit, fam.

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How does it feel to have your head separated from your body?

It tears your apart.

Why are giraffes' necks so long?

Because their heads are so far from their bodies.

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What's so funny?

Asks the dermatologist. "Sorry, it's a inside joke." replies the surgeon.

Why the long pause?

Asks the bartender. The bear replies "Well, I am a bear"