The light bulb replies, "I'm a light headed!"
The optimist sees the light at the end of the tunnel. The pessimist sees nothing. And the realist sees the train.
Two, one to change the lightbulb, and the other to bask in the light of the old one.
A Bondana.
A dollar bill you dirty minded people!! LMFAO
The seal replies, "Anything but Canadian Club."
I like to reply "I haven't decided yet."
