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How was your date?

She hated my poncho.

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Why does the Devil hate the holiday Season?

Because he gets so many letters from dyslexic children.

What vegetables do plumbers hate the most?

Leeks

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What do you get when you subtract the date and time that Tony Stark built an AI from the current date and time?

The Age Of Ultron.

Why did the investment bankers start dating?

Compound interest