How was your date?

She hated my poncho.

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Why do pop artists hate shoe shopping?

They have too many ft. *edit for spelling

Why does Mr. Pencil hate Mr. Pen so much?

Because he is an erascist.

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Why did Superman dump Lois for Wonder Woman?

He decided he wanted to date someone in the same League.

What app do nervous ppl order on dates?

Chicken Tinders.