How was your date?

She hated my poncho.

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What vegetables do plumbers hate the most?

Leeks

Why does Jesus hate M&Ms?

They keep falling through his hands.

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Why should you never date an atom?

The split is gonna be explosive

What did the organic chemist use tinder for?

Carbon dating.