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How was your date?

She hated my poncho.

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Why do programmers hate designing flood defence simulations?

Because of the overflow errors!

What's the thin line between love and hate?

A condom.

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What did the mushroom put in his bio for the online dating service?

Im a fungi

Why couldn't the banana get a date?

It didn't have a peel.