How was your date?

She hated my poncho.

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Why do vampires hate Texas Roadhouse?

They can not stand stakes!

Why do you hate me?

Me any time someone tells me I have to sleep on a futon

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Why did the investment bankers start dating?

Compound interest

Why can't you take a pig out on a date?

Because she will squeal on you.