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How was your date?

She hated my poncho.

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Why do LEGO men hate going to hospital...?

Because plastic surgery costs a fortune!

Why would two melons in love hate their parents?

Because they cantaloupe. =D.....=).....=='(

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What did the seal say to the walrus after dating him for three months?

I think we should sea otter people.

Why did the baker only date large breasted women?

Because he kneaded them.