What vegetables do plumbers hate the most?

Leeks

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Why does everyone hate Will?

Courtesy of my Uncle Rick

How much hate does it take to qualify as a "hater"?

I hate tons of stuff.

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

What do you call a vegetable that always stays outside?

An un-in.

What did Dahmer do when he finished his vegetables?

He threw away their wheelchairs!

Plumber Jokes More Plumber Jokes

How do you tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist?

Ask him/her to pronounce unionized

Why is lumberjack the only job with some random guy's name attached?

Why aren't plumbers called, like, toiletdougs Or crapperjoels

Leek Jokes More Leek Jokes

What vegetable needs a plumber?

A leek.

What do you get when you cross a bunny with a leek?

A bunion.