What vegetables do plumbers hate the most?

Leeks

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Why did the old man hate using the new chip cards?

He's trying to watch his sodium intake.

Why do politicians hate the term "mudslinging"?

They don't want to get their hands dirty.

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Why did the vegan zombie visit the coma ward?

Because it only ate vegetables.

Why did you dump those vegetables on my desk?

Criminal: You said it was time to spill the beans.

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Why did you jump on a turtle?

Me: Because I'm a plumber

Whats a Plumber's favorite vegetable?

A Leek!

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Why don't you transport onions by boat?

You don' want your boat to be full of leeks.

What do you get when you cross a bunny with a leek?

A bunion.