What vegetables do plumbers hate the most?

Leeks

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What food do vampires hate?

Steaks.

Which country do doctors hate?

Any

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Who's the biggest celebrity in the Vegetable world?

Ocra Winfrey

What's the best kind of vegetable to bring to a party?

A turn up

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Why did you jump on a turtle?

Me: Because I'm a plumber

How much does a plumber make in an hour?

It depends on how much crack he can produce.

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Why don't you transport onions by boat?

You don' want your boat to be full of leeks.

What's the worst vegetable to have on a boat?

A leek.