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What vegetables do plumbers hate the most?

Leeks

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Why did the musician hate getting drunk?

He always had treble finding his keys!

Which day do chickens hate the most?

Friday.

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How do you know when your vegetables are boiled?

Their wheelchair floats to the top.

What kinda vegetables like to party?

Lettuce turnip da beet!

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How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce unionized.

How do you determine which of two people is a chemist and which is a plumber?

One of them makes crack while the other just markets it.

Leek Jokes More Leek Jokes

What do you get when you cross a bunny with a leek?

A bunion.

Why don't you transport onions by boat?

You don' want your boat to be full of leeks.