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What vegetables do plumbers hate the most?

Leeks

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Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

Why does Tumblr hate symmetrical shapes?

Because they can't even

What is the difference between a fisherman and a lazy student?

One baits his hook the other hates his book.

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

What do you call a vegetable that always stays outside?

An un-in.

What vegetable was on the badge in the cab?

A CABBAGE!

Plumber Jokes More Plumber Jokes

How do you tell the difference between a scientist and a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce unionized.

What's the difference between a Chemist and a Plumber?

The way they pronounce "unionized"

Leek Jokes More Leek Jokes

What vegetable needs a plumber?

A leek.

Why was the man arrested at the farmers' market?

He was caught taking a leek.