What vegetables do plumbers hate the most?

Leeks

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Why did the fruit leave office?

Because he was imPEACHED! lol. i hate myself.

Why would two melons in love hate their parents?

Because they cantaloupe. =D.....=).....=='(

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What vegetable has Avoidant Personality Disorder?

Lettuce alone!*

What vegetable was on the badge in the cab?

A CABBAGE!

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How much does a plumber make in an hour?

It depends on how much crack he can produce.

What do a plumber and a walrus have in common?

They both like a good, tight seal.

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What is Bear Grylls' favourite vegetable?

Leek.

What do you get when you cross a bunny with a leek?

A bunion.