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What vegetable was on the badge in the cab?

A CABBAGE!

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What type of vegetable is only kinda awesome?

A radish

Why is Mike Pence magic?

He can turn fruits to vegetables

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How could that have happened?

I can't understand it either because I planted cabbage!

What do you call two rows of cabbages?

A dual cabbageway!

Cab Jokes More Cab Jokes

What do you call a Snorlax that wants to win a race?

A cab.

What vegetable was on the badge in the cab?

A CABBAGE!

Badge Jokes More Badge Jokes

How long did you spend on your cosplay?

Me: Seven months A: *Hands me a badge marked "Casual"*

Why did Micheal Jackson want to be a camp counselor?

He would give Merit Badges for pitching a tent.