What vegetable was on the badge in the cab?

A CABBAGE!

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Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

What do you call a woman who pleasures herself with a vegetable?

Mrs Hawking

What's the difference between a fruit and a vegetable?

A fruit doesn't need a wheelchair

Cabbage Jokes More Cabbage Jokes

What vegetable was on the badge in the cab?

A CABBAGE!

What do you call two rows of cabbages?

A dual cabbageway!

Cab Jokes More Cab Jokes

What vegetable was on the badge in the cab?

A CABBAGE!

What do you call a Snorlax that wants to win a race?

A cab.

Badge Jokes More Badge Jokes

Why did Micheal Jackson want to be a camp counselor?

He would give Merit Badges for pitching a tent.

How long did you spend on your cosplay?

Me: Seven months A: *Hands me a badge marked "Casual"*