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What do you call a Snorlax that wants to win a race?

A cab.

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Why did The Walrus go to a Tupperware party?

He wanted to find a tight seal.

What do you want to have next?

Me: a vasectomy

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What would you do if i won the lottery?

Wife: I'd take half and leave. Husband: Well here's $6 and you can start packing anytime now.

Why couldn't Hillary win the election?

Women only win.7 votes for every one a man wins.

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Who races the most?

The rasit!

What did the man in the "Race for a Cure" say to the three people beside him?

We're walking four abreast.

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What do you call a Snorlax that wants to win a race?

A cab.

What vegetable was on the badge in the cab?

A CABBAGE!