What do you call a Snorlax that wants to win a race?

A cab.

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What's a hillbillies favorite holiday? Halloween.... Do you want to know why?

Because they like to pump kin.

Why didn't the cow want to go skydiving?

The steaks were too high.

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Why is it good that the Vietnamese man won first place?

It's a Nguyen-win situation.

What do you call a show about The Donald winning the presidency?

Orange is the New Black

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What's the same about Mexican and Black people?

Once you've seen Juan, you've seen Jamal. (Sorry if you're offended, I love all races.)

How does a snail win a race?

It runs against Hillary.

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What did the cab driver say when the black man got into his cab?

Where to sir?

What do you call a Snorlax that wants to win a race?

A cab.