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What do you call a Snorlax that wants to win a race?

A cab.

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What word starts with "n" and you never want to call a black person?

Neighbor

What do you want to be when you graduate high school?

No more than 25" from Gary Muledeer

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Who's winning Went to visit my Granddad. He was watching a basketball game. "What's the score Gramps?

92 to 86." "Who's winning " I asked. "92"

Why did the mayonnaise win the running race?

Because the tomato sauce couldn't Ketchup.

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Why can't Sweden win a race?

Because, it always sits right behind the Finnish line

What's the difference between eugenics and a charity marathon?

The second one's a race for the cure. Shamelessely stolen from.

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What vegetable was on the badge in the cab?

A CABBAGE!

What do you call a Snorlax that wants to win a race?

A cab.