What do you call a Snorlax that wants to win a race?

A cab.

Previous Random Joke Next

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What did the car say when it's front wheels were stolen?

I don't want to go anywhere. I'm two tired.

A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want to impress that beautiful girl, which machine can I use?"

Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

Why is it bad that Peyton Manning shilled for Budweiser?

Because he clearly owed the win to Miller.

Why does Bernie know he'll win the elections?

Because his good friend Nostradamus told him he would.

Race Jokes More Race Jokes

What do you call a race where all the runners have no legs?

An arms race.

Why did the Boston Marathon runner collapse before finishing the race?

WTF) His thighs were burning too bad.

Cab Jokes More Cab Jokes

What do you call a Snorlax that wants to win a race?

A cab.

What vegetable was on the badge in the cab?

A CABBAGE!