How many political parties does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two, one to change the lightbulb, and the other to bask in the light of the old one.

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How many Super Saiyans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Find out next time on Dragon Ball Z!

How many vegans does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. Vegans have the same capability of changing a lightbulb as non-vegans.

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Why are New Yorkers so depressed?

Because the light at the end of the tunnel is New Jersey.

What's the main difference between light and hard?

I can go to sleep with a light on

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What do politicians and diapers have in common?

Both should be changed regularly, and both for the same reason.

How does a orphan change a light bulb?

They grab the stack of un-signed adoption papers, stand on top of them, then proceed to change the light bulb.

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What political party does Jon Snow belong to?

The Know-Nothings!

How many political parties does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two, one to change the lightbulb, and the other to bask in the light of the old one.

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Why did the Redditor cross the road?

To bask in social approval.

How many political parties does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two, one to change the lightbulb, and the other to bask in the light of the old one.