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How many political parties does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two, one to change the lightbulb, and the other to bask in the light of the old one.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many NorCal kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Hella

How many monastic women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None... they live an ascetic lifestyle and prefer to not use electricity.

Light Jokes More Light Jokes

How did the firefly feel when he flew into the fan?

He was de-lighted

How is Ducktape like the Force?

It has a Dark Side, a Light side and it binds everything the galaxy together. Edit:Duct Tape I know, I was tired

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many people with no humor does it take to change a lightbulb?

One.

What did the other traffic light say to the other traffic light?

Don't look! I'm changing!

Political Party Jokes More Political Party Jokes

What political party entices most Gorillas?

The Treepublican Party!

What political party does Jon Snow belong to?

The Know-Nothings!

Bask Jokes More Bask Jokes

Why did the Redditor cross the road?

To bask in social approval.

How many political parties does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two, one to change the lightbulb, and the other to bask in the light of the old one.