How many political parties does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two, one to change the lightbulb, and the other to bask in the light of the old one.

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How many Astros fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Both of them.

How many homophobes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They don't accept change, even if it means a brighter world.

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What did the pirate say when he saw his kid lighting the ship on fire?

Arrr son!

How many redditors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Who cares, because How Can Light Be Real If Our Eyes Arent Real?

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How many 9GAGers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Exactly the same amount as the Redditors on and.

How many birds does it take to change a lightbulb?

Toucan

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How many political parties does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two, one to change the lightbulb, and the other to bask in the light of the old one.

What political party entices most Gorillas?

The Treepublican Party!

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How many political parties does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two, one to change the lightbulb, and the other to bask in the light of the old one.

Why did the Redditor cross the road?

To bask in social approval.