What's the main difference between light and hard?

I can go to sleep with a light on

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How many Biebers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. There are no light bulbs in the closet. Another one: Why is Justin Bieber so pale? Because there's no light inside the closet

What happens when something travels faster than the speed of light?

Does it matter?

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What is the car that everyone sleeps in?

The Ford Siesta Many thanks to for that one.

What is the softest bed for a baby to sleep on?

Cot-on-wool.

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What is the main difference between existentialism and nihilism?

Who knows? Who cares?

What's the main difference between Kim and Robert K?

Robert didn't get a famous black guy off all by himself...