What's yellow and sleeps alone?

Yoko Ono

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What do you call a sleeping police officer?

An undercover cop.

What's a narcoleptics favorite game?

Hide and go sleep.

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What is yellow and lives off beetles?

Yoko Ono

What's the difference between Reddit CEO Ellen Pao, and Yoko Ono?

About 40 years.