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What's yellow and sleeps alone?

Yoko Ono

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What's the longest you've stayed in bed?

I usually sleep ON the bed. #DadJoke

What do you call a wizard that puts people to sleep?

Dumblebore

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What's the difference between Reddit CEO Ellen Pao, and Yoko Ono?

About 40 years.

Whats yellow and lives off dead beetles?

Yoko Ono.