What's yellow and sleeps alone?

Yoko Ono

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How does a woman know she's sleeping with a forklift driver?

He beeps twice before coming through the flaps.

What did the police say to the man who wouldn't go to sleep?

He's resisting a rest!

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What's the difference between Reddit CEO Ellen Pao, and Yoko Ono?

About 40 years.

Whats yellow and lives off dead beetles?

Yoko Ono.