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What's yellow and sleeps alone?

Yoko Ono

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What famous band sleeps the least?

Slipknot

Why did the engineer buy a mattress?

To sleep under it

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What's the difference between Reddit CEO Ellen Pao, and Yoko Ono?

About 40 years.

Whats yellow and lives off dead beetles?

Yoko Ono.